*cries*
Well, actually its pretty nifty.
 We got there and she started cutting my hair and it was so short i wanted to cry bc I lovededed my long hair but i love it even more! I got home and played with it and did some cool makeup and i looked great which was awesome, but, naturally, I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO.... Ahrrrr. Call me NOW and make a date and come over for tea and crumpits!
Love,
-Shorty hairrrr

Score! Bagpipes! Hot! We have a pep rally on friday. Another one. I hope it rains. Ahg. Also a math test on friday... ugh... i suck at math its not even funny, and there are no smart people sitting by me! AHhhggg. The grandparents are coming up on tuesday.. hmm. Should be.. fun? Well, lets pray.  
PERIODBOT 3000 MAXIMUM!!!! (Me and Willie are losers... but i love us so much! Hahaha)
Well, the answers and so much more when we return to our show!
-Jessi

KAY!I am finally done with all the HTMLing *happy dance**can't dance* I hope it looks okay cuz i spent forever doing it! I'm gunna go take a shower now... i stink, lol
,
Jessi

*jumps outta nowhere and strikes a peace sign pose*

I am pretty chipper for no reason.

So, today I woke up at 6:30! Yes 6:30! Good lord!!! My bus comes at 6:36!!!!! Omg man, I died!! I got dressed, went to the bathroom, brushed my hair and teeth, and put on deodorant and ran out the door. Made it in the nick of time. I'm sure I looked like crap all day, but oh well. Ahhr...
So got to school, tired, very tired. Um? Trying to think of the days events... In l/a went to the comp lab, and I sat next to chuck and kevin and diana... hahaha. It was pretty cool we had fun. I am having Chuck's baby. Hahah, I'm having half of a child with him. Thats what we decided. The whole time me and diana kept calling eachother things like "slut!" "ho" "whore" etc and Kevin and Chuck thought we were being serious it was great. Kevin was like "THIS IS GETTIN INTENSE I GOTTA GET SOME CLOSE UP ACTION" It was great. In lsn I got choked (I had a scarf on) by the senior, Stephen. SCUBA STEVE. It hurt too... he's the same one who slapped me. Lol, but yet we are friends? Who knows. Downtown Singapore is playing at MBP friday. To bad I don't like them, lol. Oh well. Mmm.... In FT me and Bebe were being Emo. Hahaha. I WIN. I AM THE WISE ONE.
Mrs Kick: EVERYONE HAS TWO EYES A NOSE AND A MOUTH
Jessie bebe:WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MICHAEL JACKSON
Me: -LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY WHILE MAKING A HUGE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET-
Hahaha, that was part of bebe's dream last night. Wow. Lol, I love it.
I'll leave when I wanna!
~Jessi


And just for old time's sake:
butch.

i TOOK THIS FROM SOMEONES BLOG... AH WELL... I AM BORED

+ name: Jessi.
+ birthday: oct 20.
+ nicknames: jessi, bebe, eggie, wife....
+ location: the armpit of america
+ what are you doing right now? Doing this survey and listening to music.
+ what are you wearing?  sweatpants and my marilyn monroe shirt
+ do you like your neighbors? THEY BRING ME BREAD *BIG SMILES*
+ whats your magic number: 5
+ do you smoke drink or do drugs.? No, and no.

what comes to mind when you hear these names..

+ blair: "WELL, THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DATE THAT GIRL NAMED BLAIR" and also bliar from that show i loved... errr... FACTS OF LIFE... TOOTIE AND JO!
+ shannon: dianas sister
+ thomas: the guy in front of me in health. he likes my socks.
+ scott: Well thats a hard one *rolls eyes* lol, i say COTTON HEADED NINNY MUGGINS
+ lawrence: the lawrnece brothers...
+ aaron: i wish i was aaron!!! (song...)
+ heather: diaper rash
+ chris: BEBES EX LOVER. *looks around*
+ mallory: the girl with the diformed toe in drama camp
+ chaquita: ...a pokemon

favorites

+ color: red
+ friend: pfft, to many
+ car: nissan 350z... *dies*
+ food: bagel from panera
+ drink: SNAPPLE.. come on now
+ store: uhhhrrr
+ outfit: see above
+ boyfriend/girlfriend: singular.
+ song: .....you want me to list them all? ... okay...
+ singer:  see above
+ movie: bueller, pretty in pink, weird science, st elmos fire, elf, billy madison, mathcstick men
+ pair of socks: the white and black ones me and jamie have
+ saying: good lord
+ animal: Mmm. you.

when was the last time you..

+ showered: last night, about to take one.
+ kissed some one: a week ago
+ went to a movie: a week ago
+ cried:. a week ago
+ talked on the phone: This afternoon.
+ paged someone: Never.
+ lied: Today.
+ cheated on someone: I don't cheat.
+ ate nerds: A long time ago.
+ drank welchs grape juice: Um, never.
+ watched the country channel: Say that again?
+ shaved ANY part of you body and what part. My leggies, yesterday

relationships

+ do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No.
+ what's his/her name: I don't know.
+ how long have you been going out: Never.
+ have you ever been in love: well... not really...
+ who was the best kisser: har har har... im not telling ;)
+ have you ever cheated on them: I repeat, I don't cheat.
+ whats your favorite thing to do with that special someone: hanging out together alone
+ whats the best present you've gotten from someone: my baby! (sammy!)(my dog lol)
+ what qualities do you like in a guy or girl: um... funny, nice, can put up with me, not bitter.

friendships

+ who's your best friend: K(ara)
+ what makes your best friend: Our friendship. Duh.
+ what do you guys do for fun: man, we've done everything together... from tying greg to a chair in 5th grade and hitting him with a HAMMER to cleaning up root bear that dorpped and somehow opened and sprayed everywhere in her room (hahaha!) to peeing ourselves infront of wade after camp winona (lmao)
+ who is your oddest friend: Kara fo' sho'
+ who is your funniest: Kara.
+ who is your happiest friend: Kara. (lol, all of us other people complain but its ok bc i do too) 
+ who is your most annoying friend: KARA! no j/k, um no one
+ who is always there for you: K, Didi, bebe, and jamie
+ best guy friend: man gots lots
+ friend who could be more: *nudge nudge*

random

+ was this survey fun: It was OK. Could be better.
+ do you think we need to get a life: Why not?
+ who wants to be a millionaire: Me.
+ ever been to the Salisbury Zoo: No. Where is that?
+ what did you do on Halloween: uh went to zacks, got asked now, said no, got people mad at me, almost had a seizure, -cried- while walking with mark and jamie, stepped in barf.
+ whats your favorite Scary movie: Ooooieeeeeeeeoooo (thats sacry music not the intro to buddy holly)
+ do you know what I did last summer? If you tell me, I will know.
+ do you belive in magic: Sure, why not?
+ when was the last time you ate a jawbreaker: at the roller rink with jamie and her german granny!!!!
+ what's your favorite magazine: ..? dunno
+ do you own a furby: i used to! a black and a white one!!!
+ what does your boyfriend or girlfriend call you: come back later
+ what's your middle name: lauren
+ do you stink: YESSSS BADLY ... uh? i hope not
+ what do you think of cheerleading: whatever floats your boat
+ what brand of deodorant do you use: .SECRET! or Dove? not sure
+ do you know anyone named LeRoy: the janitor at wade *smiles and waves*
+ do you like Pickles: No.
+ do you have a website: would this be one?
+ do you have your own phone line: yuppah
+ your thoughts on abortion: if you get pregnant from being with a guy without a condom then have the frickin baby its your own fault, but if you got raped have an A.
+ What do you want for christmas: my two front teeth.
+ do you have your 2 front teeth: holy crap i am pyschic!
+ what do you want to do with your life: be happy
+ ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor: ...probably at one point
+ last time you went to skateland: What? Where?
+ do you think forigen accents are sexy: mmhmm... just the non annoying non confusing ones + do you like jell-o if so what flavor: Yes, strawberry.
+ brand of toothpaste: COLGATE. "THE WHITEST TEETH TO CUM BY" Teee
+ last time you went to the doctor: oct 17. yes i remembered the date
+ do you have a credit card...can I use it? No... and no.
+ do you love your mom: Most of the time.
+ ever taken ballet: No. I'm not what you would call 'graceful.' Nor am I ballet dancer material.
+ favoite juice: KIWI STRAWBERRY SNAPPLE
+ most attractive person: eh
+ have any diseases, if so what are they: i dont think i do but im getting checked for epilepsy soon...
+ last book you read...was it good: PLEASE DONT KILL THE FRESHMAN, v good
+ white, dark, or milk choclate: Milk chocolate.
+ ever died your hair: No, but I streaked it.
+ favorite holiday: My birthday? Okay, okay.. Christmas.
+ do you still play with barbies:  ....no.... haha yes with Greggie
+ are men really from mars: If you think so.
+ last time you smoked: Never.
+ last thing you bought: ...a drink

more random..

+ are you stressd out...if so from what: yeah - about my neck it hurts lol
+ do you believe in angels: Hm... sometimes.
+ would you ever join the army: no.
+ do you want a puppy: aww yes
+ ever had a kick me sign on you: KICK ME IM CRINKLED... CRINK IS THAT A DRUG. NO THATS CRANK.
+ how about a lick me sign: o.o no
+ Favorite icing: Chocolate, of course.
+ last time you were scared: today when someone jumped on me
+ by what? ...someone jumping on me
+ last party you went to: hallioween at zacks... it wasnt to great, *sigh*
+ are your nails real or fake:  real
+ do you live at the wild wild west: No.
+ what do you wish you were named: Zo. just Zo. lol. Um i dunno? Eggie!! Lol, no. Umm... Something no one else has and something thats pretty, i hate my name. Jessi. Bleh. Any suggestions on a new name?
+ are your parents divorced...if so for what reasons: Yeah.... and I don't know why, they never told me.. last time i asked(in 8th gr) I wasn't "old enough to understand" Whatever. *Sigh*
+ do you work out: once for about 5 mins every two weeks on the fajas bowflex
+ are you muscular: No. Haha.
+ are you flabby: i wish.
+ are you fat: no...
+ do you take a lot of pictures: yup, almost everywhere i go
+ favorite tv show: to many
+ do you want a baby: No.
+ ever thought you were pregnent: Hahahaha YES I DID, but then i realized i havent  had sex.
+ last time you were sick: a few days ago
+ do chinese people really cook cats and dogs: Um, believe what you want.
+ do you believe in Santa Claus: yuh huh!
+ do you go to a tanning bed: Um DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DO
+ are you in love...with anyone: Not in 'love'
+ do you have a car: No. This sucks.
+ do you have your licence? I wish.
+ how do you get around: Parental units
+ are you dissatisfied with your hair color: Yes. Why can't it be more interesting?!
+ what kind of jewlery do you wear: rings all the time
+ what do you like the opposite sex to wear: clothes
+ do you have a cellie: If you mean cellular phone, yes I do.
+ favorite kind of gum: winterfresh
+ would you ever get a tattoo: a tiny one
+ do you think lil bow wow is cute: HAHHA OMG HE IS LIKE SO HOT LIKE OMG... Haha, no i don't.
+ have you seen charlies angels: I did at a sleepover in 6th grade
+ do you believe your horoscope: Er, sometimes.
+ What's your sign: Libra.

even more random..
+ are you ghetto: No. BUT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE THING WAS... "WELCOME TO THE GHETTO"
+ do you wear a watch: ITS LIME GREEN
+ sunglasses: I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
+ ever ridden a motorcycle: I wish.
+ have you seen The Exorsist: no
+ are you online a lot: OH NO NEVER... JUST LIKE I AM NOT TICKLISH
+ are you getting tired of doing this: Yes.
+ any siblings: none. thank god.
+ what are their names: see above
+ what are their ages: and again
+ do you know how to yo yo: Yes, but not very well.
+ ok we're done are you happy?: Can you say that again?

more.

+ number of times I have been in love: never been "in love"... "love" is to strong of a word
+ number of times I have had my heart broken: a few, a few
+ number of hearts I have broken: Well... from the amount of crap i recieve from a few guys i guess a few
+ number of boys I have kissed: 3 or 4.
+ number of times you've kissed them/they've kissed you: do you think i remember how many times i kissed that guy over that summer? NO. So, more than i can remember/count
+ number of continents lived on: One.
+ number of drugs taken illegally: None.
+ number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: 3
+ number of people I consider my enemies: I don't know.
+ number of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: I'm still in high school.
+ number of cd's that I own: A lot.
+ number of piercings: ears
+ number of tattoos: None.
+ number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don't know.
+ number of scars on my body: A few.
+ number of things in my past that I regret: A billion and one. Maybe more.

i hate blogdrive.
it deletes everything.
       ah.r.
Bebe gave me a kickin bracelet she made. We painted to GO LACKEY sign and it rocks. Yes... And i had snapple at lunch...
That was my day.

Sincerely,
From Jersey

"The broken eggie"

 

Haha, i love it! Even though I picked that slogan out... I just liked the fish part.. so sue me.