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Wednesday, November 26
i put a counter deal in here, I'll be surprised if the number makes it past 10. We'll throw a party if it does...
Posted at 09:32 pm by BlackandWhite
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ride of the grandparentals part four
Today, me and kara went to annapolis and met up with willie! Yay! Haven't seen him since... before... school. August. We had so much fun... the stores didn't open til 10 and we were there at 9:30... Willie complained a lot.. so we went into the xmas store where willie put on giant reindeer antlers... Umm then? Well I don't remember things in detail, but I remember us going to that cafe no no the "Ebar" infront of nordstroms and I got a Vanilla Ice Storm (minus coffee plus whipped cream) and Willie got a bagel and hot chocolate. We were being Suave. Oh, yes. Yes indeed. Um went to limited too and willie bought that silly string crap and naturally he used the whole can on me and Kara, he used most of it to make a heart on my shirt symbolizing he was sorry for ramming a remote car into my foot while I was playing pinball. Thats love. Urr... bought bubble stuff at limited too, so we blew bubbles everywhere and ate them (they were candy bubbles) and chased after them. We went into many stores looking at thongs for xmas gag gifts for a few of my friends, and I had no balls to buy them, so at forever 21 I gave willie money and he bought 2 thongs but the saleswoman didnt laugh or anything so it wasn't any fun. Oh well, I still can't think of any guys that would have done that... not comfortable enough with the homosexuality of it i suppose. Oh well, its all good. I can't remember anything else that happened. . . so I suppose thats it!
Then K went home and me, my mom, and grandma went to TJ Maxx. Oh what fun. I saw nothing, and I fell asleep in the chairs! Haha it was priceless. My grandma told me that her hairdresser, Anthony, was gay. I remember him so fondly since I went to him all the time when I was younger... never knew he was gay. I loved him when I was younger he was so cool. I have these shoes my grandma bought me last year that are really ugly so I never wore them, and my mom told her she was gunna return them, so my homie gma asked if I wanted this other pair, and I said "no i dont like those" so now shes buying them for me for christmas. Wtf? Now it is 8:06 and I am so tired.... Mmm....
Love until later,
*Hobette*
Posted at 08:08 pm by BlackandWhite
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Tuesday, November 25
Yaaay! Kara is an itchy purple snowflake too! yaaaaaay!!!!! *Purple!*
-Durex-
J: Sounds like a lubricant.
K: Sounds like a battery.
We are both the geeks of the 1950s *peace sign* Posted at 09:36 pm by BlackandWhite
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K is here!! Party like... yes. Hahhaa.... here she goes!
Hi, I am Kara also known as K. I am short, blonde hair, and currently looking for a male friend in the DC metropolitan area, and I enjoy long walks on the beach and puppy dogs. Haha, just kidding. I am writing b/c J told me too. Whoo. Smashing, old bean! Simply top hole! Astonishing indeed! I have also peed myself infront of Wade Elementary in the 4th grade along with J and it was simply dashing! Come on and use me!! Whoo songness. Score like. Marvelous old chap. Well I must be off, top of the day to ya!
Cheerio,
The Simply Marvelous K
Haha wow I do love her! Yay! Love! We are sitting here listening to all the sad songs we know and I am on the verge of crying. Boo. MY GRANDMA IS OUT ON THE STREETS WITH DRUUUGS! *shakes head*. The *pimp* grandma as we put it. Oh indeed. We shopped around in Marshall's with the homie g-ma, and I played the accordian and black people loved it as i sang "2 fast 2 furious" (furreeuz, lol). We watched a little boy put on a hairband, I hope Michael Jackson doesn't come and get him. We tried out some awesome hats that were simply dashing. Wow as K as my witness it took me like 3089987 times to spell dashing. Good lord. Tomorrow we will be off to annap mall and buying.... tee! Hahahahah its a secret... I can't wait. Heheheheheeeeeeeee. Well, I'm off. Cheerio old chap!
Love until later,
J and K
Posted at 09:18 pm by BlackandWhite
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Ride of the Homie G's, PART DOS
IF HE FALLS IN LOVE TONIGHT
IT CAN BE ASSUMED
HIS CAREFREE DAYS
WITH US ARE HISTORY
IN SHORT,
OUR PAL IS DOOMED.
Yayie. I heart Lion King.
Okay, so the homie-g-pa wanted to take me to get some fast food, so I agree. He brought up "that hairy legged boy" (his name for Scott hahaha). He says, "It is very nice to have such a good looking boy to be one of your friends" and I go, "Yeah... friends...." and he says "Well, you know if he ever gets 'serious' with you, as in you guys start dating, I'll have to shoot him, and if he plays that game of smack-a-roo i'll have to RIP RAP ON HIS DING DONG" Omg I swear to god he said that it was so funny I died of laughter... I guess I won't be telling him that me and Scott are going out any time soon. Then we get to the drive-thru and he is like "You are a very good salesperson you did a great job" to the person working there so when we get to the window he tips her. HE TIPPED HER. DOINK!. How about we go into double jeapordy and wager all my money for the most embarassing moment of the year award. Ohhh dear. Gotsta go! Catch ya later man!
Love until later,
Jessaiii *ninja pose*
 Posted at 05:07 pm by BlackandWhite
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Ride of the Grandparents (homie g's) PART ONE
Why, hello!
Today friggin rocked. For the most part. In 1st pd -no one- was talking so me and Bebe of course were the only ones talking. We were singing Backstreet Boys (bow bow bow-wow bow-now ba-bow!), N*Sync, Spice Girls, EIFFEL 65 (I'm blue dabba de dabba di!) , Hanson (Mmmbop) for most of the class. Oh, and Macy Gray. Hahahha it was so funny, remembering all the music we listened to in elementary school. Then I go "OH MY GOD JESSIE DID YOU EVER WEAR THOSE BLACK FRILLY PANTIES I GAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY" all loud and everyone started laughing and me and Bebe were like "...whats so funny..." and man it was great. In Spanish we watched Monsters, Inc (in spanish so all i understood was the occasional 'como' or 'hola' or 'cabeza'). Then in Fashion we had to measure eachother. *Eyes get wide*. Oh, man. It was so funny. Measuring everything... I always knew I had a small chest but I didn't know I was that tiny. Mah. HAHAH MEASURING THE CROTCH LENGTH!!!! Me and Bebe all had big numbers... oh dear god. It was so funny. Hahaha man... I am really tiny man.. all my measurements were like... small... Me and Bebe have like the same measurements for like everything except like our 'bust' and butt and stomach. Us stupid crotch lengths and widths... In Science we watched a movie which I won't remember so I'll put it here
DO THE REPORT!!!
Okay, I'm good now. Lol. Urr... then was lunch? Bebe and Juliane skipped 5th pd to eat with us. Ohh man... we filled up a condom with jell-o.... I think that is enough said. Hahaha oh god it was the greatest thing ever. In english we watched the rest of The Mask.. HE DIES... I almost criededed. <-> that close from bawling. Hahaha. Then again I cried in Lilo and Stitch... hahha. In l/s/n had the test- uber easy. Then was health and me and Danielle reminisced of 8th grade and I realized how I -never- talked to her last year. Lord. We were all to into ourselves. Then we had that test and notebook check and I passed both! I got a 100 on the NB and I dunno what I got on the test but it was sooo easy. I am so happy bc for the nb check it was worth 100 pts and I was sure I'd get none right since I have like 5 things, and all the stuff I had was on the test! I am so happy. OHHH..GAH! I was in health, mind you Derrick is in there... and I was going thru my backpack which was on the floor looking for gum and a "source" from across the room told me you could see straight down my shirt. Great. Just Peachy Keen. But then, it was the end of the day, and Thanksgiving break has officialy begun! Yayyy! Aww but Scott's leaving tonight for NY... won't see him til.. Monday. *Tear*. Ohh speaking of him, hahaha... he wanted to bug Mr Miesowitz (science teacher) so he came in his class with me and Mr M goes "Jessica! You know this young man!" "...yes" "Jessica! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you would have more brains than that!" It was so funny, and all my friends in that class were already in there and they started laughing at me as soon as Scott left... Man, it was great. Hahaha...
Now, as for the HOMIE G'S.
As soon as I got off the bus I saw my grandpa. Waiting for me. Can you say Embarrassing moment for $500, Alex? He hugged me, tickled me, and did this hokey dance.... then I got inside and my grandma kissed me like 9813912738917 times and I have lipstick all over me, I look like a prostitute. Since at 6:30 I'm goin' to get K at WaWa I think I'll leave it on so she can laugh at me. I know that they'll hug Kara too... Eeep. Sorry Kkkk (I added an extra K to make it un racist lol). But uh the homie g's bought me Finding Nemo and Lion King. Oh ho ho! And and! A CD Holder with the Bruce on it and it says "FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD" underneath it. It rocks NEMO's SOCKS THATS SO COOL... Yes, I realize Nemo is a fish but that just shows you how cool it is.
Posted at 03:50 pm by BlackandWhite
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Monday, November 24
Ahhhhhg................. Anger............ Stupid Radio... stupid me....... I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS WAS JUST ON... AND I WASN'T LISTENING.... IVE BEEN WAITING ALMOST 3 DAYS TO HEAR IT... Gah. Anger.
Posted at 07:55 pm by BlackandWhite
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seing how much ive changed, or not PART TWO
Same as last entry, things in pink is what I have changed,
Name: Jessi
Location: somewhere in the armpit of america
Sex: femaley
Hobbie: this infernal machine
Occupation: stttudent
Personal Quote: none
*-Favorties-*
Color: polka dotttt
Music: haha "what? oh yes we hate those emo kids... we never listen to dashboard... go away youre to emo for me! we're so hardcore" (me and sammy)
TV Show: hmmm.... simpsons family guy- most shows on FOX that got canceled... oh and DARIA....
Song: right now 12:51... the ellie and blitzel theme BEST OF ME
Artist: to many to mention
CD: any burnt CD i have made
Holiday: v-day even though im always single. and xmas. so happy. oh and thanksgiving simply bc the xmus music strtas playing on 97.1 HA YES 971 PLAYS IT NOW YAAYOOOEEE
Season: fall bc of all the happy colors and summer
Movie: ferris bueller, st elmos fire, singing in the rain, could go on and on
Flavor: creamsicleeee
*-Have u evr...-*
Kissed someone: yup
Fell in Love: eh.
Did drugs: nope
Had sex: nope
Kissed a member of the same sex(not family): nope
Met a "star": nope... well saw kirsten dunst and julia roberts in las vegas and san diego.... does that count? like... i was <---> that close to them.. okay more like... 10 feet away but still
*-who was the last person you...-*
Kissed: zack SCOTT
Hugged: i hugged like.... 10 people today.... uhhh not sure SCOTT OR ASH;EY
Missed: you!
Yelled at: myself for not being able sew... oh and that darn macho man (wink wink ashley) MYSELF FOR DROPPING THE WEIGHT ON MY LEG
Cried over: hummm.... heh. dont feel like stating that HAVENT CRIED IN FOREVER
Been mad at: macho macho man MIRAN STUPID KOREAN JFHSDJFH
Jealous of : ahem.... I DONT KNOW
hated: how many times must i say this. darn those nacho men.
*-Either ___or___?-*
Coke or Pepsi: coke... vanilla
Choclate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Hard or Soft: hahahahahaha
good looking or intelligent: both
True Love but poor or Dealable and Rich: true love!
Rain or snow: snow bc i frolic about and rain bc i can sing
Hot or cold: cold
Pancakes or Cereal: ewwah i hate pancaks
City or Country: city
Mall or Movies: movies, no need for useless conversation. but BOWLING
Radio or TV: radio
Rock or Country: hahha i like me country! hancock!!! no.... just kidding... rock
Rap or R&B: ....
Mom or Dad: mum
Burger King or McDonalds: at bk you got it
Popeyes or KFC: mmmm kcf yummay
Sweatpants or Jeans: neither
Thongs or Panties: paaanties!!! *EXCHANGES GLANCES AT BEBE*
Chicken or Steak: chicken
gun or knife: 0_o
*-Extra Info-*
favorite outfit: id have to say my janitorial dept shirt (still!)
fav.hairstyle: meh hair
fav.team: the english badminton players!!!
most HATED quote: 'i love you' "YOURE BEING SARCASTIC ABOUT GIVING THE TIME"
sport: badminton
funniest moment: id have to say me and jamie writing that email.... "happy trails!" and on the phone while jill was here and the secreted camel... WHEN GREG THREW A BANANA AT ME WHILE WATCHING THE RING
fav.quote: im not your star... isnt that what you said?
bestfriend: they all know who they are
boyfriend: stag SCOTT
Siblings: nope
religion: catholicness Posted at 03:50 pm by BlackandWhite
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seeing how much ive changed, or not.
I did this a few months ago, so the junk in diff color, ill say pink, is my answer now... see if i changed anything
BASiCS
hair: dark brown
height: 5'6''
eyes: they change... blue when im in the water (darrrk blue), green when i dont know, but usually hazel
clothing:umm whatever is clean
music: whatever is on. CHRISTMAS MUSIC
piercings: nope. none. MY EARS
RiGHT N0W
wearing: haha... im wearing a Coca Cola shirt i bought for 5 bucks at the hancock apple festival and MHMS gym shorts. ohhh yes. sooo sexy. PINK SHIRT BLACK PANTS STRIPED SOCKS
music: none... but it was tears for fears XMAS
thinking: how much I want him to come back...how bad it smells out here BLEH I WAS RETARDED
feeling: sick and very blah GOOD MOOD
LAST THiNG Y0U...
bought: a CD POPCORN
did: sleep
read: what my mother doesnt know, for the oobereth time PLEASE DONT KILL THE FRESHMAN
watched on TV: hmm.. im not sure.. oh! seinfeld
THiS 0R THAT
club or house party? neither... how about we go to the movies with 2 other people. thats fine with me MOVIES WITH ONE OTHER PERSON
tea or coffee? coffee
high achiever or easy going? eerr both
cats or dogs? doggies! if i didnt have mine i think id die
single or taken? single... BLAH! TAKEN *SMILES*
pen or pencil? pencil bc you can ERASE
food or candy? food food food
cassette or CD? CD
coke or pepsi? coke
rikki lake or oprah? rikki...."my over weight teen is out of control" haha
WH0 D0 Y0U WANT T0...
kill? hmm.. well..its between... heheh nah jk
hear? music. i want to hear "San Francisco" by alkaline trio even though i swear to God they sound jsut like cake! "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" or "I WANNA HIPPO FOR XMAS"
look like? um im pretty content with how i am, gain a little more weight though
be like? i want to be like me
FAV0RiTES
food: oh lord.. ok creamsicles jello with cool whip and bagels BAGELS
alcoholic drink: hmm id tell you if i drank
color: mint green! green! wheee! no. well yes mint green. and light pink
album:
shoes: shoes my favorite shoes are my Gir slippers (thanks ashley, great christmas gift)
scent: hmm for guys...? i like a guy who smells good so that when they laeve the room you can still smell him... guys that smell good are very important to me. STILL THE SAME, BUT WITH BONE DADDY COLOGNE JHDFJSDHKFJSfor girls? theres this one scent i forgot what its called so ill just say gobstopper crap from limited too (even though that smelled really bad esp when willie got it in my mouth) RAG DOLL
vegetable: cucumber!
fruit: ehhh fruit. how about grapes? yes yes grapes... mm yummy
LAST...
movie you saw: errr in the theatres? pirates of the carribean. ELFat home? stupid how to lose a guy in 10 days *mumbles* make me feel pathetic about my love life... THE RING (!!!)
person you called: um i havent called a person in a long time. they call me mwahahaha.
last person who called you: jamie d. K
thing you had to drink: capri sun.. no! it was snapple!
food you ate: a bagel. CHEESE NIPS
time you laughed: last night while on the phone with jamie ON THE BUS
word you said: "Rabbits" BYE
thing you smelled: the citrus yumminess!
D0 Y0U...
smoke? no.. gross
do drugs? hahha :"do you smoke?" "no" "well i do laughing gas" but no i do not smoke or anything drugness
sleep with stuffed animals? sometimes when i get lonely.... hehe
play an instrument? well i played saxaphone in 5th grade, but he amdce me cry, so i quit. now im learning guitar EVEN THOUGH I SUCK AND CANT PLAY JACK
believe there is life on other planets? ET PHONE HOME
read the paper? ....yes... does horoscopes and comics count?
have any homosexual friends? haha yes! yaaay! well, no. but i wish i did
believe in miracles? mmmmm sometimes
believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? i dont tihnk so
consider police a friend or foe? more friendish
like the taste of alcohol? nooo
like piņa coladas? if you like pina coladas! and gettin cought in the rain! yaay! but, no
pray? sometimes, if i think about it
go to church? about once a month, when im at my dads HAVENT BEEN FOREVER
have any secrets? oh god... yes ma'am
wear hats? sometimes
have any tattoos? i want a tiiiiny black star underneath my pinky
wish on stars? yes yes
trust others easily? yeah i trust a litttle too much
love people easy? soemtimes...
like sarcasm? to an extent
like the rain? yes yes yes! i love walking in it, but it is depressing when you are by yourself.. but thats okay
Man, I am like exactly the same. Gah. Posted at 03:28 pm by BlackandWhite
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Monday you could all apart
eh School! Stupid Jill and Willie didn't have to go *mumbles*. Today I had a test in math and in science and tomorrow I have one in health and l/s/n! Agh. My brain is fried. In fashion tech me and bebe looked thru this book and it was so cool, I found a lot of outfits I loved, to bad they were just drawings. We also made more bracelets, haha. Miss Assman (!!) was our sub in science. I love her so much. She's so old and cool and knows how to pimp a yellow cardigan. Oh man in english we had no teacher! We were sitting there for the first 5 minutes waiting for a sub, then it turned into total chaos! It was so much fun. during the last 10 minutes of class a woman came in and sat down. But it was still awesome. Like 30 minutes no teacher. Chuck and Kevin said my socks were sexy... haha, alright. In lsn we had a fire drill so I hung out with bebe, nick, and hub. It was superbly (lol) fun. Then in 8th pd we went to the gym... Me and Danielle decided to go to the weight room(!). We were lifting weights and on this one thing (i dont know what theyre called) where you sit down and pull the bar down that has the weight crap on it. Well, Derrick put it on like a lot of weightness and told me to do it. So I pulled the bar down successfully but when I went to go to let it up it pulled me with it and I was dangling by the bar! Hahahha it was so great! Then me and Danielle went to the dumbells and we did some more weightness and now I am so sore. Creepy guy followed us out of the room to 'chill' on the mats. He asked me what time it was. I was like... If he says I am sarcastic again I shall kill him. So I dont even say anything, I just put two fingers up (it was 2:00) and he nodded. He was going on about how Charles County sucks and all this crap and I was like dude shut up blah blah blah, even though I hate this place but thats okay. Then, we went on the bus and I had popcorn, and went home, and now I am here. Scoreness. One more day til break.. thank god.
Cause I'm through being cool,
~Jessi
IF GLENN COULD BE A REINDEER HE'D BE CUPID!
(I'm listening to 97.1 and they said that. Eee! I heart Xmas music)
Posted at 03:06 pm by BlackandWhite
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