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Thursday, November 27
Today I could take out my old earrings and put in new ones, as it has been 6 weeks. Yay you would think. But it was the most painful thing i have ever gone through. lol, it was. it was like... not going through my ear... and it was so gross.. but its all good now. I put in the earrings Rose gave me for my bday and they looked so pretty... I'm getting some more nifty earrings this weekend. Along with my pattern... have to get it for fashion tech... 2 1/2 yards... i think? right? agh.
DOES ANYONE HAVE MR MIESOWITZ... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON THE REPORT.. Tell me please... need to know... now...
Tomorrow my dad is picking me up at like 10 AM. Geez. Then saturday is the huge jochum thanksgiving deal at bob's. meh, don't wanna go. All it will be is "Aw Jessica look how tall you've gotten!" "You've gotten so pretty!" "You're Jerry's kid right?" He's not taking me back til sunday, which then I am going to bowie to look for a CD or something, then to Diana's for a project in mr cappers class, and hopefully to this thing scotts taking me to but i doubt i'll be able to with everything going on.
Today, I watched Rocko's Modern Life. Yay! I love that show. I haven't seen it in like 2 years. I was so happy... lol.
Drinking snapple and year old candy,
-Jessi
Posted at 06:41 pm by BlackandWhite
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Posted at 10:17 am by BlackandWhite
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ride of the grandparents, part never ending
Ahhhhrrrrrgg. I go downstairs around 9:15 bc i smell bacon. Yum... I see mounds of waffles and as you all know by my entry long ago where i said:
"I just wanted a bagel.. is that so much to ask for? Not a good way to start my day with frozen waffles."
Ah, well it has happened again. I have been promised a bagel, and I get waffles. So i just decided that I would eat a lot of bacon and some toast with cream cheese. It was good. I was full and my grandma was like jessica eat a waffle, i said i didnt want one, she said i should eat one, i said i dont like them, etc etc etc until she says i am skinny and need to eat a waffle. That got me mad, but i calmly said I had eaten a bunch of crap already and i was full and didn't want any waffles. You know what she does. Plops a waffle on my plate. I don't eat it though. I slept in my turtleneck i wore yesterday and my mom asked if i did sleep in it, and i said yeah, and my grandma says "its bc she was cold" and i'm like "i never said i was cold. i slept in it bc i was to lazy to change." she acts like she knows every reason about why i do stuff, and its getting old, really fast. Gah.
I think I am gunna kill my mom's 3rd grade class. They got strep throat, gave it to my mom, so guess who has it? Ah well. Its alright. I'm getting used to this sick thing, and as long as I don't get anyone sick I won't feel bad. I hope i didnt get K and willie sick yesterday... ah well... they can pretend they didn't. Lol. That works.
On the brighter side... turkey should be yummy today. I am looking forward to that. And mashed potatos... Mmm yummy. Lets pray I don't go insane first. My grandpa wants to watch finding nemo with me, so i might be nice and let him watch it with me. Ahg. I hate watching movies with adults.
With a little green in my eyes,
-Jessi
Posted at 10:00 am by BlackandWhite
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*balloons*
*confetti*
Your Screams: YOUR COUNTER IS NOW AT 10.
Your Screams: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY FOR ME
Your Screams: I AM THE WINNER
Your Screams: I WIN
Party for Jamie!
Now.. i'll throw another shindig at 20! Can we make it....
Wow, I am so retarded,
-Jessi
Posted at 08:59 am by BlackandWhite
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Wednesday, November 26
i put a counter deal in here, I'll be surprised if the number makes it past 10. We'll throw a party if it does...
Posted at 09:32 pm by BlackandWhite
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ride of the grandparentals part four
Today, me and kara went to annapolis and met up with willie! Yay! Haven't seen him since... before... school. August. We had so much fun... the stores didn't open til 10 and we were there at 9:30... Willie complained a lot.. so we went into the xmas store where willie put on giant reindeer antlers... Umm then? Well I don't remember things in detail, but I remember us going to that cafe no no the "Ebar" infront of nordstroms and I got a Vanilla Ice Storm (minus coffee plus whipped cream) and Willie got a bagel and hot chocolate. We were being Suave. Oh, yes. Yes indeed. Um went to limited too and willie bought that silly string crap and naturally he used the whole can on me and Kara, he used most of it to make a heart on my shirt symbolizing he was sorry for ramming a remote car into my foot while I was playing pinball. Thats love. Urr... bought bubble stuff at limited too, so we blew bubbles everywhere and ate them (they were candy bubbles) and chased after them. We went into many stores looking at thongs for xmas gag gifts for a few of my friends, and I had no balls to buy them, so at forever 21 I gave willie money and he bought 2 thongs but the saleswoman didnt laugh or anything so it wasn't any fun. Oh well, I still can't think of any guys that would have done that... not comfortable enough with the homosexuality of it i suppose. Oh well, its all good. I can't remember anything else that happened. . . so I suppose thats it!
Then K went home and me, my mom, and grandma went to TJ Maxx. Oh what fun. I saw nothing, and I fell asleep in the chairs! Haha it was priceless. My grandma told me that her hairdresser, Anthony, was gay. I remember him so fondly since I went to him all the time when I was younger... never knew he was gay. I loved him when I was younger he was so cool. I have these shoes my grandma bought me last year that are really ugly so I never wore them, and my mom told her she was gunna return them, so my homie gma asked if I wanted this other pair, and I said "no i dont like those" so now shes buying them for me for christmas. Wtf? Now it is 8:06 and I am so tired.... Mmm....
Love until later,
*Hobette*
Posted at 08:08 pm by BlackandWhite
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Tuesday, November 25
Yaaay! Kara is an itchy purple snowflake too! yaaaaaay!!!!! *Purple!*
-Durex-
J: Sounds like a lubricant.
K: Sounds like a battery.
We are both the geeks of the 1950s *peace sign* Posted at 09:36 pm by BlackandWhite
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K is here!! Party like... yes. Hahhaa.... here she goes!
Hi, I am Kara also known as K. I am short, blonde hair, and currently looking for a male friend in the DC metropolitan area, and I enjoy long walks on the beach and puppy dogs. Haha, just kidding. I am writing b/c J told me too. Whoo. Smashing, old bean! Simply top hole! Astonishing indeed! I have also peed myself infront of Wade Elementary in the 4th grade along with J and it was simply dashing! Come on and use me!! Whoo songness. Score like. Marvelous old chap. Well I must be off, top of the day to ya!
Cheerio,
The Simply Marvelous K
Haha wow I do love her! Yay! Love! We are sitting here listening to all the sad songs we know and I am on the verge of crying. Boo. MY GRANDMA IS OUT ON THE STREETS WITH DRUUUGS! *shakes head*. The *pimp* grandma as we put it. Oh indeed. We shopped around in Marshall's with the homie g-ma, and I played the accordian and black people loved it as i sang "2 fast 2 furious" (furreeuz, lol). We watched a little boy put on a hairband, I hope Michael Jackson doesn't come and get him. We tried out some awesome hats that were simply dashing. Wow as K as my witness it took me like 3089987 times to spell dashing. Good lord. Tomorrow we will be off to annap mall and buying.... tee! Hahahahah its a secret... I can't wait. Heheheheheeeeeeeee. Well, I'm off. Cheerio old chap!
Love until later,
J and K
Posted at 09:18 pm by BlackandWhite
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Ride of the Homie G's, PART DOS
IF HE FALLS IN LOVE TONIGHT
IT CAN BE ASSUMED
HIS CAREFREE DAYS
WITH US ARE HISTORY
IN SHORT,
OUR PAL IS DOOMED.
Yayie. I heart Lion King.
Okay, so the homie-g-pa wanted to take me to get some fast food, so I agree. He brought up "that hairy legged boy" (his name for Scott hahaha). He says, "It is very nice to have such a good looking boy to be one of your friends" and I go, "Yeah... friends...." and he says "Well, you know if he ever gets 'serious' with you, as in you guys start dating, I'll have to shoot him, and if he plays that game of smack-a-roo i'll have to RIP RAP ON HIS DING DONG" Omg I swear to god he said that it was so funny I died of laughter... I guess I won't be telling him that me and Scott are going out any time soon. Then we get to the drive-thru and he is like "You are a very good salesperson you did a great job" to the person working there so when we get to the window he tips her. HE TIPPED HER. DOINK!. How about we go into double jeapordy and wager all my money for the most embarassing moment of the year award. Ohhh dear. Gotsta go! Catch ya later man!
Love until later,
Jessaiii *ninja pose*
 Posted at 05:07 pm by BlackandWhite
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Ride of the Grandparents (homie g's) PART ONE
Why, hello!
Today friggin rocked. For the most part. In 1st pd -no one- was talking so me and Bebe of course were the only ones talking. We were singing Backstreet Boys (bow bow bow-wow bow-now ba-bow!), N*Sync, Spice Girls, EIFFEL 65 (I'm blue dabba de dabba di!) , Hanson (Mmmbop) for most of the class. Oh, and Macy Gray. Hahahha it was so funny, remembering all the music we listened to in elementary school. Then I go "OH MY GOD JESSIE DID YOU EVER WEAR THOSE BLACK FRILLY PANTIES I GAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY" all loud and everyone started laughing and me and Bebe were like "...whats so funny..." and man it was great. In Spanish we watched Monsters, Inc (in spanish so all i understood was the occasional 'como' or 'hola' or 'cabeza'). Then in Fashion we had to measure eachother. *Eyes get wide*. Oh, man. It was so funny. Measuring everything... I always knew I had a small chest but I didn't know I was that tiny. Mah. HAHAH MEASURING THE CROTCH LENGTH!!!! Me and Bebe all had big numbers... oh dear god. It was so funny. Hahaha man... I am really tiny man.. all my measurements were like... small... Me and Bebe have like the same measurements for like everything except like our 'bust' and butt and stomach. Us stupid crotch lengths and widths... In Science we watched a movie which I won't remember so I'll put it here
DO THE REPORT!!!
Okay, I'm good now. Lol. Urr... then was lunch? Bebe and Juliane skipped 5th pd to eat with us. Ohh man... we filled up a condom with jell-o.... I think that is enough said. Hahaha oh god it was the greatest thing ever. In english we watched the rest of The Mask.. HE DIES... I almost criededed. <-> that close from bawling. Hahaha. Then again I cried in Lilo and Stitch... hahha. In l/s/n had the test- uber easy. Then was health and me and Danielle reminisced of 8th grade and I realized how I -never- talked to her last year. Lord. We were all to into ourselves. Then we had that test and notebook check and I passed both! I got a 100 on the NB and I dunno what I got on the test but it was sooo easy. I am so happy bc for the nb check it was worth 100 pts and I was sure I'd get none right since I have like 5 things, and all the stuff I had was on the test! I am so happy. OHHH..GAH! I was in health, mind you Derrick is in there... and I was going thru my backpack which was on the floor looking for gum and a "source" from across the room told me you could see straight down my shirt. Great. Just Peachy Keen. But then, it was the end of the day, and Thanksgiving break has officialy begun! Yayyy! Aww but Scott's leaving tonight for NY... won't see him til.. Monday. *Tear*. Ohh speaking of him, hahaha... he wanted to bug Mr Miesowitz (science teacher) so he came in his class with me and Mr M goes "Jessica! You know this young man!" "...yes" "Jessica! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you would have more brains than that!" It was so funny, and all my friends in that class were already in there and they started laughing at me as soon as Scott left... Man, it was great. Hahaha...
Now, as for the HOMIE G'S.
As soon as I got off the bus I saw my grandpa. Waiting for me. Can you say Embarrassing moment for $500, Alex? He hugged me, tickled me, and did this hokey dance.... then I got inside and my grandma kissed me like 9813912738917 times and I have lipstick all over me, I look like a prostitute. Since at 6:30 I'm goin' to get K at WaWa I think I'll leave it on so she can laugh at me. I know that they'll hug Kara too... Eeep. Sorry Kkkk (I added an extra K to make it un racist lol). But uh the homie g's bought me Finding Nemo and Lion King. Oh ho ho! And and! A CD Holder with the Bruce on it and it says "FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD" underneath it. It rocks NEMO's SOCKS THATS SO COOL... Yes, I realize Nemo is a fish but that just shows you how cool it is.
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