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Friday, November 28
I see ash a picture of this cool eye, and heres how it goes from here
xlilAngel869x: are u gunna go around staring at humans eyeballs until u find this specific one
xlilAngel869x: its like: hello sir i need to examen ur eye right quick if that alright with you
PaleGreenStars53: ahahahahahahhaa
xlilAngel869x: o no problem my lady
xlilAngel869x: and y r u lookin at my eye may i ask
xlilAngel869x: o im jus lookin for this eye that i found VIA the interent
xlilAngel869x: nothing big jus an eye that belongs to this handsom stud muffin that i dont even noe
PaleGreenStars53: hahahahahahhahahaha
xlilAngel869x: come to think of it i dunt even noe his name
PaleGreenStars53: hahaha
xlilAngel869x: guy: o well my name is xcoy
PaleGreenStars53: hahahhahahha
xlilAngel869x: lol
xlilAngel869x: i dunt noe how i go the name xcoy it seems to fit
PaleGreenStars53: i cant stop laughing
xlilAngel869x: and then he explains to you that if you werent lookin at the keyboard that the x is near the c and the y is near the t
xlilAngel869x: lol
PaleGreenStars53: hahahaha
xlilAngel869x: and u jsu kin dof look at him and walk away with out examning his eyeball
xlilAngel869x: bcuz u think hes a it off his rocker
PaleGreenStars53: and he asks why you cant spell again
xlilAngel869x: shut up im not done with my sad story yet
PaleGreenStars53: but you see!
PaleGreenStars53: he was the man with the eye!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
xlilAngel869x: only to find out 20 years later that he was the man with the eyeball so green and round
PaleGreenStars53: *cries harder*
xlilAngel869x: hey! that was my story to end
xlilAngel869x: well i'll jus add on to it
xlilAngel869x: you: cries until your soo shriveled outside you look like a sack of sweaty nuts
xlilAngel869x: and so you kill yourself with one last thought:
xlilAngel869x: "i love my hubby"
xlilAngel869x: hahaha!!!!!!!!
PaleGreenStars53: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: *tear*
xlilAngel869x: ol
xlilAngel869x: that was agreat story
Posted at 12:47 pm by BlackandWhite
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My dad said he'd be here at 10. Its 10:20. He hasn't even called. Typical. Whatever. Today I guess i'm just heading up to hancock... then to Ann's as we always friggin do. I don't wanna baby sit again. And again. If Ally goes bi polar on me again i fear i'll slap her this time. I hate watching those kids. Ian is alright, I mean he's like 12, and likes AC/DC so we actually have -one- thing in common, and he does his own thing, so he doesn't bug me. But Ally. God. The twins can be alright, but most of the time theyre a handful. I figure since we'll be up there at like 1 pm all early like we won't leave til 9. Yay, 8 hours with the kin! YAAAAY! *Rolls eyes* Haha, that was so gross! My mom just came in and I didn't want her to see what I was writing so I pick a random person's s/n and was like HEYYYYYYYYY and she hands me this pill and I take it without water and ew it was so gross, but now I'm all laughing. With me luck, my mom probably has this website saved and knows what I write. Oh well. Screw it. Anyways I better go... pack or something...
Just spilled snapple on my white shirt,
Jessi
Posted at 10:25 am by BlackandWhite
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Thursday, November 27
Today I could take out my old earrings and put in new ones, as it has been 6 weeks. Yay you would think. But it was the most painful thing i have ever gone through. lol, it was. it was like... not going through my ear... and it was so gross.. but its all good now. I put in the earrings Rose gave me for my bday and they looked so pretty... I'm getting some more nifty earrings this weekend. Along with my pattern... have to get it for fashion tech... 2 1/2 yards... i think? right? agh.
DOES ANYONE HAVE MR MIESOWITZ... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON THE REPORT.. Tell me please... need to know... now...
Tomorrow my dad is picking me up at like 10 AM. Geez. Then saturday is the huge jochum thanksgiving deal at bob's. meh, don't wanna go. All it will be is "Aw Jessica look how tall you've gotten!" "You've gotten so pretty!" "You're Jerry's kid right?" He's not taking me back til sunday, which then I am going to bowie to look for a CD or something, then to Diana's for a project in mr cappers class, and hopefully to this thing scotts taking me to but i doubt i'll be able to with everything going on.
Today, I watched Rocko's Modern Life. Yay! I love that show. I haven't seen it in like 2 years. I was so happy... lol.
Drinking snapple and year old candy,
-Jessi
Posted at 06:41 pm by BlackandWhite
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Posted at 10:17 am by BlackandWhite
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ride of the grandparents, part never ending
Ahhhhrrrrrgg. I go downstairs around 9:15 bc i smell bacon. Yum... I see mounds of waffles and as you all know by my entry long ago where i said:
"I just wanted a bagel.. is that so much to ask for? Not a good way to start my day with frozen waffles."
Ah, well it has happened again. I have been promised a bagel, and I get waffles. So i just decided that I would eat a lot of bacon and some toast with cream cheese. It was good. I was full and my grandma was like jessica eat a waffle, i said i didnt want one, she said i should eat one, i said i dont like them, etc etc etc until she says i am skinny and need to eat a waffle. That got me mad, but i calmly said I had eaten a bunch of crap already and i was full and didn't want any waffles. You know what she does. Plops a waffle on my plate. I don't eat it though. I slept in my turtleneck i wore yesterday and my mom asked if i did sleep in it, and i said yeah, and my grandma says "its bc she was cold" and i'm like "i never said i was cold. i slept in it bc i was to lazy to change." she acts like she knows every reason about why i do stuff, and its getting old, really fast. Gah.
I think I am gunna kill my mom's 3rd grade class. They got strep throat, gave it to my mom, so guess who has it? Ah well. Its alright. I'm getting used to this sick thing, and as long as I don't get anyone sick I won't feel bad. I hope i didnt get K and willie sick yesterday... ah well... they can pretend they didn't. Lol. That works.
On the brighter side... turkey should be yummy today. I am looking forward to that. And mashed potatos... Mmm yummy. Lets pray I don't go insane first. My grandpa wants to watch finding nemo with me, so i might be nice and let him watch it with me. Ahg. I hate watching movies with adults.
With a little green in my eyes,
-Jessi
Posted at 10:00 am by BlackandWhite
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*balloons*
*confetti*
Your Screams: YOUR COUNTER IS NOW AT 10.
Your Screams: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY FOR ME
Your Screams: I AM THE WINNER
Your Screams: I WIN
Party for Jamie!
Now.. i'll throw another shindig at 20! Can we make it....
Wow, I am so retarded,
-Jessi
Posted at 08:59 am by BlackandWhite
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Wednesday, November 26
i put a counter deal in here, I'll be surprised if the number makes it past 10. We'll throw a party if it does...
Posted at 09:32 pm by BlackandWhite
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ride of the grandparentals part four
Today, me and kara went to annapolis and met up with willie! Yay! Haven't seen him since... before... school. August. We had so much fun... the stores didn't open til 10 and we were there at 9:30... Willie complained a lot.. so we went into the xmas store where willie put on giant reindeer antlers... Umm then? Well I don't remember things in detail, but I remember us going to that cafe no no the "Ebar" infront of nordstroms and I got a Vanilla Ice Storm (minus coffee plus whipped cream) and Willie got a bagel and hot chocolate. We were being Suave. Oh, yes. Yes indeed. Um went to limited too and willie bought that silly string crap and naturally he used the whole can on me and Kara, he used most of it to make a heart on my shirt symbolizing he was sorry for ramming a remote car into my foot while I was playing pinball. Thats love. Urr... bought bubble stuff at limited too, so we blew bubbles everywhere and ate them (they were candy bubbles) and chased after them. We went into many stores looking at thongs for xmas gag gifts for a few of my friends, and I had no balls to buy them, so at forever 21 I gave willie money and he bought 2 thongs but the saleswoman didnt laugh or anything so it wasn't any fun. Oh well, I still can't think of any guys that would have done that... not comfortable enough with the homosexuality of it i suppose. Oh well, its all good. I can't remember anything else that happened. . . so I suppose thats it!
Then K went home and me, my mom, and grandma went to TJ Maxx. Oh what fun. I saw nothing, and I fell asleep in the chairs! Haha it was priceless. My grandma told me that her hairdresser, Anthony, was gay. I remember him so fondly since I went to him all the time when I was younger... never knew he was gay. I loved him when I was younger he was so cool. I have these shoes my grandma bought me last year that are really ugly so I never wore them, and my mom told her she was gunna return them, so my homie gma asked if I wanted this other pair, and I said "no i dont like those" so now shes buying them for me for christmas. Wtf? Now it is 8:06 and I am so tired.... Mmm....
Love until later,
*Hobette*
Posted at 08:08 pm by BlackandWhite
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Tuesday, November 25
Yaaay! Kara is an itchy purple snowflake too! yaaaaaay!!!!! *Purple!*
-Durex-
J: Sounds like a lubricant.
K: Sounds like a battery.
We are both the geeks of the 1950s *peace sign* Posted at 09:36 pm by BlackandWhite
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K is here!! Party like... yes. Hahhaa.... here she goes!
Hi, I am Kara also known as K. I am short, blonde hair, and currently looking for a male friend in the DC metropolitan area, and I enjoy long walks on the beach and puppy dogs. Haha, just kidding. I am writing b/c J told me too. Whoo. Smashing, old bean! Simply top hole! Astonishing indeed! I have also peed myself infront of Wade Elementary in the 4th grade along with J and it was simply dashing! Come on and use me!! Whoo songness. Score like. Marvelous old chap. Well I must be off, top of the day to ya!
Cheerio,
The Simply Marvelous K
Haha wow I do love her! Yay! Love! We are sitting here listening to all the sad songs we know and I am on the verge of crying. Boo. MY GRANDMA IS OUT ON THE STREETS WITH DRUUUGS! *shakes head*. The *pimp* grandma as we put it. Oh indeed. We shopped around in Marshall's with the homie g-ma, and I played the accordian and black people loved it as i sang "2 fast 2 furious" (furreeuz, lol). We watched a little boy put on a hairband, I hope Michael Jackson doesn't come and get him. We tried out some awesome hats that were simply dashing. Wow as K as my witness it took me like 3089987 times to spell dashing. Good lord. Tomorrow we will be off to annap mall and buying.... tee! Hahahahah its a secret... I can't wait. Heheheheheeeeeeeee. Well, I'm off. Cheerio old chap!
Love until later,
J and K
Posted at 09:18 pm by BlackandWhite
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