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Monday, December 1
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH stuck in the head
Stay with me
Cigarettes in o p e n air
Hand in hand
And I said stay with me
Cause every *star* that I see
Is brighter than the last
Okay. I feel better now. Got that outta my system.
Truth be told I am actually kinda nervous about tomorrow.... gah. MRI. Scary deal. I just dont want to be like... fgsdfsd. That didn't make sense, but oh well. Plenty of people've had them before, some said it was scary, some said it was cool. Someone told me that this guy had some magnet thing on his body and since the mri machine is made of magnets it caved in on him and they showed her pictures when she got hers. thats gunna be me. I hope nothing is wrong with me, and i doubt there is nothing wrong, bc otherwise thatd be retarded. Now, for the brighter side, some random convos:
ashley: so u could die?
me: no
me: unless i seizure myself to death
me: or i wear metal in the mri then the mri caves in on me
ashley: dont do that
me: hahaha
ashley: dont want you die cuz u were bein stupid!
Me on ashleys profile about how it says all you need is a boot and shoe in life: boot and a shoe... if thats all you needed... youd be walking limp sided... whats fun with that? oh i know! you could walk in the shoe and used the pointy end of the boot to stab people who are in your way. v wise one you are.
jay: I got a leapord gecko in my room
me: man
me: i thought you were about to sya i got a leopard thong
jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
jay: YES
jay: I DID
jay: LIKE THAT WOMAN
me: FROM CAMP
jay: BLEGH
me: 'I SAW... A... A.. NIPPLE!'
jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jay: remember when we were 'iunvestigating"?
me: with noodles?
me: oh!
jay: I was like poking the guy
me: Hhaha!
me: WHEN I WAS ALL ASKING THAT LADY QUESTIONS
me: I WAS ALL GETTING INTO IT
me: LIKE YOU LOVE HIM DONT YOU?!!
me: WERE YOU THERE?
jay: OH YEA
jay: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
me: THAT WAS GREAT
me: AND AND THE M&Ms IN THE COKE
me: WE SHOULD GO BACK TO CSI CAMP
jay: I ONLY FOUND....
me: ........
me: ONE LEOPARD THONG?
me: and.
me: kid.
me: gah.
me: >:o
jay: I hate that "kid"
me: me too
me: ill see him in in 2 years at lackey
me: ill jump him
jay: he was the most annoying little....
me: jghjghfd
me: lol
jay: kumquat
me: HAHHA
me: what was that
me: kumquat.
jay: a red haired tiny kumquat
me: yessum
me: YOU KNOW WHAT
jay: that sounds like an african delicacy
me: HE SHOULDA BEEN MR GREEN
me: SAYING
me: I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
That last part about the homo... was well me and jay went to camp... met this kid called kid... turned out to be a dillhole... *growls*... then we watched the CLUE movie and mr green yells out I AM A HOMOSEXUAL! i't was the best thing ive ever heard.
scott: if you get sick
scott: im nursing you back to health
scott: for the rest of your life
scott: in a nurses outfit
Man. do i love you all or what. Posted at 06:47 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Bebe if you ever read this- it is still up there and hurting.
Today was pretty awesome. In math I surprised bebe... "i got one"
"what?"
"i got one"
"got one what"
"*pats my hip*"
"*screams*"
People always look at us like we are insane, and tomorrow we are both missing school, I wonder how many people will think we are skipping together. Do do do, in math i wrote hub i long note, but said absolutely nothing at all. That seems all I've been writing lately, a lot, but saying nothing at all. Kinda like existence... we are all doing something, but yet not doing anything at all. Okay, enough with the profoundness and back to my cheez itz. In health we talked about alcohol and this guy showed us a pic of this car that got crashed and it was all bad and blood was everywhere and fghfgd. Not a pretty pic. The bus ride was so much fun... the weird senior guy... i need to find out his name hes so weirdlike, um so we will call him Kosher bc thats the first word i saw on my snapple bottle, okay so kosher was asking me where my boyfriend was, bc he always sees diana with nick but never me with a guy, so i had to explain to kosher what scott looked like and somehow the convo drifted into emo and kosher was like "Wtf is emo?", so we explained that as best as we could. Me and di were both wearing black and white striped shirts (and according to the cool kids on the bus mine looked better haha) and then that turned into a well-you-think-youre-better-than-me-but-i-got-this *shows whatever this would be* type thing. I won! My socks were cooler, laces cooler, faded rainbow on me chucks cooler, checkerboard earrings cooler, and my lime green watch beat diana completely, shannon, kosher, and koshers g/f all agreed. I am so cool. hahahha. Speaking of cool, we got our journals back in mr cappers class and i was reading thru all his comments on my writing and he said i was one cool kid hahaha. And in spanish matt was wearing hot pink gloves... but I won't ask. Dianas boyfriend got a mohawk, its pretty cool. AH like 200000 birds just flew and are still flying to the trees right outside my window. Its creepy. Quoth the raven, nevermore! Wow, still got some poe in me. Um, that was my day, and Ill probably write like 384789274 things tomorrow since I won't be at school.
The birds are blocking the sun now,
-Jessi
Posted at 03:09 pm by BlackandWhite
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Sunday, November 30
GUESS WHAT.....
I GOT SUNBURNED
DeliciousToaster: just lay intwined here undiscovered
DeliciousToaster: *sings*
PaleGreenStars53: hannnnnds down
PaleGreenStars53: *joins you in singing*
DeliciousToaster: hehe
DeliciousToaster: go us
PaleGreenStars53: *sings poorly*
DeliciousToaster: *ditto*
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: the old couple rules!
DeliciousToaster: YESSS
DeliciousToaster: This is our song!
PaleGreenStars53: IT IS!
PaleGreenStars53: THE OLD HOBO AND OLD HOBETTE
DeliciousToaster: whoot
DeliciousToaster: damn youngins
PaleGreenStars53: *gets down with the disco*
PaleGreenStars53: hahahaha
PaleGreenStars53: darn tootin'
DeliciousToaster: lol
PaleGreenStars53: stillgot your bracelety?
NaK99733: NO!
NaK99733: i lost it
PaleGreenStars53: !!!!!!
PaleGreenStars53: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad nick
NaK99733: i was sleeping one night and when i woke up it was gone
PaleGreenStars53: maaan
PaleGreenStars53: check your sheets
NaK99733: i am
NaK99733: i forgot to cause i was so busy
NaK99733: i just remembered
PaleGreenStars53: TO BUSY FOR FRIEND BRACELET
PaleGreenStars53: MSKDHASJKDH
NaK99733: al;kshglashglkhsa;dlkghaklsdjg;klashgd;lsakjg
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: -sigh-
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: 45 minutes to do that crap!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: HAHAHHA OH GOD
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: :'(
NaK99733: :'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!v
Posted at 08:59 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
this will definately be long
This weekend! My dad came at like 1:30 friday, when he said he'd be ther at 10, geez. Thats love. So we got to Ann's, and I watched Ally o'course. Bleh.... Um, we were listening to some music, i.e. TBS and Greenday and she waslike how can you listen to this crap, so we did Karaoke. Oh, yes. Ya wanna know what I sung to? AARON'S PARTY! People all around you got ta come get it! Everybody together sing it loud! Hahaha, it was great. Um... we watched finding nemo too. Yay.
Then it was saturday and I went to Bob and Michelle's for thanksgiving part two. The only person there my age was of course Andrea and shes 13, and sooooo religious, so when she started talking about this guy she likes i was like...Whoa... Pretty soon I ended up telling her everything about my past relationships and whatnot, and then I started talking about Scott (haha sorry scott) and she was like "OH MY GOSH YOU KISSED HIM BEFORE YOU GUYS STARTED DATING THATS LIKE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE". Hahaha!!! I died of laughter. Yeah, cuz you know thats exactly what I'm doing. Then she saying how she got this email from a guy and it was "so sweet" and she had it memorized and this one part goes "Andrea, i know God has a special plan for you, you are a lovely young lady. I want you to know that I pray for you everyday". I was like "awww thats so sweet" but I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard! Oh man. If a guy ever said that to me he'd get a restraining order. We played fooseball and I won every game, besides one, but the score was 10-9 so go me! I was all amazed. I kept scoring shots from the goalie, I'm much better at defense I suppose. My aunt brought a lady friend and I was like... i wonder if.... ew.... THERE WAS A TYSON (from AAR) LOOK A LIKE THERE (and thank god he wasnt related to me, he was a friend of someone) AND I ALMOST DIED... I WAS LIKE... "H-H-H-HI" But man, and Andrea was like "He has the most ugly hair" and i got all defensive over the long hair. She likes the buzz cuts. *shivers*, i need -some- length bc what fun is running your fingers through no-hair hair? Not one thing.
Then today Diana came over! Yay! It was so fun, we played SSXtricky (dont have ssx3 yet.. played that this morning at dad's though. i love it, but i suck so bad) and i was kickin some serious arse-age. OH MAN IT WAS SO FUNNY. Hahaha we were downstairs eating soup and I said that sometime me, di, jill, and scott (so jillay can meet him, finally) and i told my mom that and she was like "You want JILL to meet SCOTT?" and I was like... yeah.... why would it matter.... and shes like "I DONT WANT JILL FALLING FOR HIM! HE IS SO CUTE! I DON'T WANT SCOTT EXPOSED! HE NEEDS TO BE KEPT ALONE" and i was like "Well, mom, he cant be hidden from the world, he IS at a PARTY right now" and she goes "WITH OUT YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU WITH HIM?!" "um, bc DIANA is here. and I can't stand her up." "WELL YEAH BUT HE'S SCOTT!!" You would think my mom is the one dating him. You wanna know the funny thing? She doesn't even know we're going out, haha. I suppose I should tell her before she blows a gasket or something. But Diana was talking about her beau (wow beau! nice word choice!) Nick and my mom goes "So nick and scott are friends, you and jessica are friends, you and nick are dating, but jessica and scott arent? Whats wrong with this picture?" and I dunno why I didn't tell her that we were going out, i am just retarded. So my mom and diana make a pact to hook me and scott up by the end of this week, even though we already are. Hahaha, this is so weird and great. So like friday i'll be like HEY MOM IM GOING OUT WITH SCOTT *mumble* for the past week *mumble*. Yes I will do that. Then my mom will be happy for diana too. Hahaha. This is long so i'm cutting it off here!
about to put in my new checkerboardish earrings,
-Jessi
Posted at 05:59 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Friday, November 28
I see ash a picture of this cool eye, and heres how it goes from here
xlilAngel869x: are u gunna go around staring at humans eyeballs until u find this specific one
xlilAngel869x: its like: hello sir i need to examen ur eye right quick if that alright with you
PaleGreenStars53: ahahahahahahhaa
xlilAngel869x: o no problem my lady
xlilAngel869x: and y r u lookin at my eye may i ask
xlilAngel869x: o im jus lookin for this eye that i found VIA the interent
xlilAngel869x: nothing big jus an eye that belongs to this handsom stud muffin that i dont even noe
PaleGreenStars53: hahahahahahhahahaha
xlilAngel869x: come to think of it i dunt even noe his name
PaleGreenStars53: hahaha
xlilAngel869x: guy: o well my name is xcoy
PaleGreenStars53: hahahhahahha
xlilAngel869x: lol
xlilAngel869x: i dunt noe how i go the name xcoy it seems to fit
PaleGreenStars53: i cant stop laughing
xlilAngel869x: and then he explains to you that if you werent lookin at the keyboard that the x is near the c and the y is near the t
xlilAngel869x: lol
PaleGreenStars53: hahahaha
xlilAngel869x: and u jsu kin dof look at him and walk away with out examning his eyeball
xlilAngel869x: bcuz u think hes a it off his rocker
PaleGreenStars53: and he asks why you cant spell again
xlilAngel869x: shut up im not done with my sad story yet
PaleGreenStars53: but you see!
PaleGreenStars53: he was the man with the eye!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
xlilAngel869x: only to find out 20 years later that he was the man with the eyeball so green and round
PaleGreenStars53: *cries harder*
xlilAngel869x: hey! that was my story to end
xlilAngel869x: well i'll jus add on to it
xlilAngel869x: you: cries until your soo shriveled outside you look like a sack of sweaty nuts
xlilAngel869x: and so you kill yourself with one last thought:
xlilAngel869x: "i love my hubby"
xlilAngel869x: hahaha!!!!!!!!
PaleGreenStars53: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: *tear*
xlilAngel869x: ol
xlilAngel869x: that was agreat story
Posted at 12:47 pm by BlackandWhite
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My dad said he'd be here at 10. Its 10:20. He hasn't even called. Typical. Whatever. Today I guess i'm just heading up to hancock... then to Ann's as we always friggin do. I don't wanna baby sit again. And again. If Ally goes bi polar on me again i fear i'll slap her this time. I hate watching those kids. Ian is alright, I mean he's like 12, and likes AC/DC so we actually have -one- thing in common, and he does his own thing, so he doesn't bug me. But Ally. God. The twins can be alright, but most of the time theyre a handful. I figure since we'll be up there at like 1 pm all early like we won't leave til 9. Yay, 8 hours with the kin! YAAAAY! *Rolls eyes* Haha, that was so gross! My mom just came in and I didn't want her to see what I was writing so I pick a random person's s/n and was like HEYYYYYYYYY and she hands me this pill and I take it without water and ew it was so gross, but now I'm all laughing. With me luck, my mom probably has this website saved and knows what I write. Oh well. Screw it. Anyways I better go... pack or something...
Just spilled snapple on my white shirt,
Jessi
Posted at 10:25 am by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Thursday, November 27
Today I could take out my old earrings and put in new ones, as it has been 6 weeks. Yay you would think. But it was the most painful thing i have ever gone through. lol, it was. it was like... not going through my ear... and it was so gross.. but its all good now. I put in the earrings Rose gave me for my bday and they looked so pretty... I'm getting some more nifty earrings this weekend. Along with my pattern... have to get it for fashion tech... 2 1/2 yards... i think? right? agh.
DOES ANYONE HAVE MR MIESOWITZ... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON THE REPORT.. Tell me please... need to know... now...
Tomorrow my dad is picking me up at like 10 AM. Geez. Then saturday is the huge jochum thanksgiving deal at bob's. meh, don't wanna go. All it will be is "Aw Jessica look how tall you've gotten!" "You've gotten so pretty!" "You're Jerry's kid right?" He's not taking me back til sunday, which then I am going to bowie to look for a CD or something, then to Diana's for a project in mr cappers class, and hopefully to this thing scotts taking me to but i doubt i'll be able to with everything going on.
Today, I watched Rocko's Modern Life. Yay! I love that show. I haven't seen it in like 2 years. I was so happy... lol.
Drinking snapple and year old candy,
-Jessi
Posted at 06:41 pm by BlackandWhite
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Posted at 10:17 am by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
ride of the grandparents, part never ending
Ahhhhrrrrrgg. I go downstairs around 9:15 bc i smell bacon. Yum... I see mounds of waffles and as you all know by my entry long ago where i said:
"I just wanted a bagel.. is that so much to ask for? Not a good way to start my day with frozen waffles."
Ah, well it has happened again. I have been promised a bagel, and I get waffles. So i just decided that I would eat a lot of bacon and some toast with cream cheese. It was good. I was full and my grandma was like jessica eat a waffle, i said i didnt want one, she said i should eat one, i said i dont like them, etc etc etc until she says i am skinny and need to eat a waffle. That got me mad, but i calmly said I had eaten a bunch of crap already and i was full and didn't want any waffles. You know what she does. Plops a waffle on my plate. I don't eat it though. I slept in my turtleneck i wore yesterday and my mom asked if i did sleep in it, and i said yeah, and my grandma says "its bc she was cold" and i'm like "i never said i was cold. i slept in it bc i was to lazy to change." she acts like she knows every reason about why i do stuff, and its getting old, really fast. Gah.
I think I am gunna kill my mom's 3rd grade class. They got strep throat, gave it to my mom, so guess who has it? Ah well. Its alright. I'm getting used to this sick thing, and as long as I don't get anyone sick I won't feel bad. I hope i didnt get K and willie sick yesterday... ah well... they can pretend they didn't. Lol. That works.
On the brighter side... turkey should be yummy today. I am looking forward to that. And mashed potatos... Mmm yummy. Lets pray I don't go insane first. My grandpa wants to watch finding nemo with me, so i might be nice and let him watch it with me. Ahg. I hate watching movies with adults.
With a little green in my eyes,
-Jessi
Posted at 10:00 am by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
*balloons*
*confetti*
Your Screams: YOUR COUNTER IS NOW AT 10.
Your Screams: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY FOR ME
Your Screams: I AM THE WINNER
Your Screams: I WIN
Party for Jamie!
Now.. i'll throw another shindig at 20! Can we make it....
Wow, I am so retarded,
-Jessi
Posted at 08:59 am by BlackandWhite
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