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Tuesday, December 2
living in a world created to destroy
The rising tide will not let you forget me... forget me
Way to much something corporate lately. Better than dc, right Jamie? I've ruined a few people's nights, even made one of my best friends cry, and I feel awful. Completely horrible. I shouldnt have brought any of it upon them. I'm sorry. Honestly, I didn't mean to do it. Its just so much has happened today, so many things I've found out, none of which are good, and I dunno I'm just really confused about it. I'm 14, I shouldn't have to worry about these things. I mean, I dont think i deserve that. But, whatever. everything happens for a reason. So, yeah Just wanted to tell you guys im sorry and i love you all, goodnight.
Posted at 09:26 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
teenage love was undergound.
What time are you starting this?: 812 pm
Name?: Jessi[ca]
Date of birth?: 10/20
Location?: waldorf
Where were you born?: waldorf
Have you ever failed a grade?: nope
Do you have a bf/gf?: yup
How long have you been together?: ermm a little over a week
What are you wearing right now?: coca cola shirt from the hancock apple festival and mh gym shorts
Would you have sex before marriage?: mmmmm...maybe.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: hehe yes
Are you a virgin?: yes indeedo.
Do you smoke?: nope
Do you drink?: nope
Are you ghetto?: as ghetto as they come
Are you a player?: no?
What are your favorite colors?: yellow, red, white, black
What is your favorite animal?: dont know... hm.. PLATYPUS
Do you have any birthmarks?: on the back of my left leg
Have you ever gotten your arse kicked?: verbally yes, physically no
Who are your best friends?: they all know who they are
Have you ever beat someone up?: i beat up greg hehe
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: miran only bc she calls all the time lol other than that no one ever calls
Have you ever been slapped?: yeah
Do you get online a lot?: 'fraid so
Are you shy or outgoing?: it all depends
Do you shower?: yep.
Do you hate school?: i wouldn't say i hate it, so much as hate it..
Do you have a social life?: me and jamie had a social life that one day in august
How easily do you trust people?: too easily
Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: Yeah, i'm sure everyone has...
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yeah. not like im putting it here
Would you ever sky dive?: ive always wanted to do that
Do you like to dance?: depends. ddr dance? yes. dance dance? depends on which of the girls im with, and even then its like the chicken dance
Have you ever been out of state?: yep
Do you like to travel?: very much
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: frick yes
Have you ever been dumped?: yup
Have you ever gotten high?: how did that old bumper sticker go? high on hugs, not on drugs!
What's your favorite drink?: SNAPPLE
Do you like Snapple?: OMFG HAHHA YES TIMES 237918379812379812798 SNAPPLE RULES THE PLANET (i love you like i love snapple!)
Do you drink a lot of water?: NO.
What toothpaste do you use?: im a colgate kid (colgate the whitest teeth to come by)
Do you have a cell phone or pager?: cell phone. does anyone carry around pagers anymore?
Are you a role model?: ally said she wanted to be just like me.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: ring and earrings
What do you have pierced?: ears
Do you like taking pictures?: yep yep i took 67 today
Do you like getting your picture taken?: not really...im not photogenic
Do you have a tan?: this question is evil
Do you get annoyed easily?: not really anymore...only by bible pushers
Have you ever started a rumor?: nah. i'm sure i've passed one on a time or two, but i'm not the catalyst for that kinda thing.
Do you have your own phone/phone line?: yup
Do you have your own pool?: nope.
Do you have any siblings?: no
Have you ever been played?: um...a time or two?
Do you get along with your parents?: some of the time
How do you vent your anger?: music or talk to jamie (as always)
Have you ever run away?: thought about it a long time ago but no
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no.
Do you even have a job?: nope
Do you daydream a lot?: yeah
Do you have a lot of exes?: yeah *rolls eyes at their stupidness*
What are your favorite flowers?: ohie i love flowers gimme any flowers and i will love you forever and ever
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: umm haha which one... they range from short to tall to hardly any hair to longish hair so... blegh
What does your most recent BOYFRIEND(or crush[remember crushes get crushed]) look like?: "If you want to find him, find nemo, then find the emo, then youve found him" -me and diana on the bus
Have you ever been bitched out?: oh yes
When was the last time you bitched someone out?: i dont know its been a while
Are you rude?: try not to be
What was the last compliment you received?: i dont remember
Do you like getting dirty?: like...playing in the dirt dirty, or like...playing in the back seat of a car dirty? i'm confused.
Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
Are you flexible?: no but i have hyperactive reflexes!
What is your heritage?: german cherokee indian irish scottish
What is your lucky number?: dont have one
What does your hair look like right now?: like crap
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: yeah probably
When was your last real heartbreak?: hmm last year
Describe your looks?: 5'6'', skinny, brown hair, hazel eyes?
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?:ooh dark red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: mmm depends
Would you ever date someone older than you?: i tihnk thats kinda self explanatory
Have you ever had an eating disorder?: no
Do you have one now?: no
How many rings until you answer the phone?: haha 4
Have you ever been skinnydipping?: haha yes
If yes, when was the last time?: probably about 2 years ago
Do you look more like your mother or father?: not sure i think i look like my dad but everyone else says i look a lot like my mom now
Do you ever cry to get your way?: not to get my way
If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: one of my legs
What phrase do you use most?: um... dont know
Are you the romantic type?: oh yes
Have you ever been chased by cops?: they came to my house BUT THEY DIDNT FIND ME so they interveiwed my neighbors... last december i think lol
What do you like most about your body?: whatever i dunno
What do you like least about your body?: i have the body of a 5th grader minus the height
When was the last time you threw up?: dunno
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: not really a preference, but i tend to date guys with dark hair
What do the shoes you last wore look like?: black and chucks
Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nope
What about cleavage?: i dont put on the shirt thinking "yes! this shirt will show my cleavage!"
Is your best friend a virgin?: yup *strikes the V sign*
What color are your underwear right now?: plain white bc i knew the doctor would see them... not in a sexual way hha
What theme does your room have?: random
What size shoe do you wear?: 8
What jewelry are you wearing now?: earrings
Would you pick a wedgie in public?: "Bebe! I cant get it out its like... so far up... it wont come out" "its gunna hurt when you take it out." -me and jessie on monday
How are you feeling right now?: worried but alright
What do you sleep in?: a bed.
What is one of your bad qualities?: i'm very indecisive and too trusting
What is one of your good qualities?: ummm you tell me
Would you marry for money?: no...
What do you drive?: i dont
Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: dont know but i prefer my mom
What does your lj username mean?:i dont know
What's your favorite lj to read?: dunno
When was the last time you cried in school?: uh that monday when jessie and shane started going out... nov 20 ( i remember the date bc it was one month after my bday).
Do you wear Chucks?: almost everyday
What time are you finishing this?: 856, i stopped a lot to talk to people.
Okay, I just did a survey... yay. I only did it bc i saw the snapple question, lol.
Posted at 09:01 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Isn't there the same effect, down painkillers to climb the stairs, throw me just another week to cling onto reality
So... my visit to the doctors.
I got there and I got in the room thing, and this lady told me to take off my clothes and put this paper gown on. Paper, nice. I was like... this is fun. I'm sitting here in paper. The doctor comes in, he was like middle eastern looking and had a funny accent. His name was Dr Bajeeth or something. Well, he poked me with a needle "Is this sharp?", made me watch his finger, made this thing vibrate on my feet, made me walk across the room several times, came to a conclusion i was clumsy, poked, prodded, touched, hjshfsdf-ed, and did all these tests on me, asked me questions, etc etc. He told me to go put my clothes on and for him my mom to come with him. I came into his office, and him and my mom both gave me worried looks. I sat down, he wrote stuff down, and gave me like 237398127 different kinds of medication. No MRI. I come back for that later. I heard my mom on the phone, and Im being checked out for tumors. I have to come back in two weeks on the 16th and they are doing more tests. An EEG and an ENG. One is this thing where the check me out or something, the other is where the strap electrolytes to my head and measure my brainwaves. Then I come back in another few weeks to get my MRI, then on the 3rd of FEBRUARY I go back in. The doctor said something about some kind of inbalance in my neurological system, and my reflexes are hyperactive which he said is not good. He said a lot of other stuff, but I don't feel like putting it in here, and the other stuff I just decided not to listen to what he was saying bc i didn't want to know whats wrong with me, but now i am dying to know, but we don't know. Thats the thing that gets me worried. And i wont know til after february. By then something could happen to me like something could become full blown in my body, and there wouldnt even be a sign of it. I'm very scared and extremely worried. I just want to know what is wrong with me, and how we can fix it, before it comes a huge issue, or even if it already is. I have no answers... just a lot of questions. All I know, is something is hyperactive, something is unbalanced.
Afterwards my mom took me to ruby tuesdays (my favorite restaraunt besides chik fil a), and she bought me pants, shirts, and earrings. She never does that. Usually its either lunch, or maybe an outfit. Not both. Now, my mom is on the phone talking to relatives with her door shut. She's talking about me. I can't hear what she is saying, but I dont really even want to know. I have a feeling she knows more than I do, which also scares me.
All I can do is hope for the best... and take this buttload of medications.
Posted at 03:47 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
people not at school today *updated*
-Me
-Jessie
-Jamie
-Sam
-Juliane
The only people at the lunch table today:
-Diana
Posted at 10:47 am by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
you will never need an invitation
Okay. I'm leaving in 20 minutes to go to the doctor. I am so nervous and worried, but I don't know why... I don't think jessie bebe or jamie went to school today.. must be lonely at the lunch table. Right now I'd be in mr miesowitz so I am glad I'm home right now... but I dont wanna gooooo! I got up at 7:30 (so much for sleeping in) and watched music videos til 8:45. The only song I liked was 'feeling this'... the rest was of course rap with your occasional other crap. I'm just kinda sitting here with nothing to do.. waiting i suppose. We might go to target afterwards which you know what that means. . . PIRATES! I hope we go just so I can get that movie. Mmm, depp. Last niht i watched whose line is it anyway for the first time in so long, and i died of laughter... i heart colin. He is so... bald... and cool... i just love him. I made sure today i looked alright so the doctor won't think anything or something i dont know i'm still not making sense. Hah, i got my turtleneck on... hair up.. and dangly star earrings. Whee theyre fun to play with. I'm glad I can finally change earrings now. I can't find my other checkerboard one(!!) i must find it, i love it. What gives the right to cut them down when theyre reaching for the stars as you are? Sorry, song outburst, listening to before you burn. I want it to rain so i can use my cool polka dot umbrella (uNbrella throwing). Hahha that brings back memories... 7th grade. Me and Bebe would have our umbrellas (or as she said unbrella) and throw them down the top of the stairs near mr mazzeo's room and they'd flip and it was fun... good times in mr mazzeos class. I remember this one time i had bubbles so jessie was gunna blow them out the window but the AC thing below the window was on, so the bubbles flew up and scattered all across the room. Man, good times good times.... Oh, since my dad went to the bahamas with ann even though he promised to take me, he brought me back a mouse for my computer. Yup. A mouse. Its blue. and has fish floating in it. Its pretty cool but... a mouse? Can't you be anymore creative? You can get a mouse anywhere, why get one in the bahamas. He probably got it at the airport gift shop as a last thought. Oh well whatever its alright. A mouse is a mouse is a mouse.
Posted at 10:41 am by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Monday, December 1
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH stuck in the head
Stay with me
Cigarettes in o p e n air
Hand in hand
And I said stay with me
Cause every *star* that I see
Is brighter than the last
Okay. I feel better now. Got that outta my system.
Truth be told I am actually kinda nervous about tomorrow.... gah. MRI. Scary deal. I just dont want to be like... fgsdfsd. That didn't make sense, but oh well. Plenty of people've had them before, some said it was scary, some said it was cool. Someone told me that this guy had some magnet thing on his body and since the mri machine is made of magnets it caved in on him and they showed her pictures when she got hers. thats gunna be me. I hope nothing is wrong with me, and i doubt there is nothing wrong, bc otherwise thatd be retarded. Now, for the brighter side, some random convos:
ashley: so u could die?
me: no
me: unless i seizure myself to death
me: or i wear metal in the mri then the mri caves in on me
ashley: dont do that
me: hahaha
ashley: dont want you die cuz u were bein stupid!
Me on ashleys profile about how it says all you need is a boot and shoe in life: boot and a shoe... if thats all you needed... youd be walking limp sided... whats fun with that? oh i know! you could walk in the shoe and used the pointy end of the boot to stab people who are in your way. v wise one you are.
jay: I got a leapord gecko in my room
me: man
me: i thought you were about to sya i got a leopard thong
jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
jay: YES
jay: I DID
jay: LIKE THAT WOMAN
me: FROM CAMP
jay: BLEGH
me: 'I SAW... A... A.. NIPPLE!'
jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jay: remember when we were 'iunvestigating"?
me: with noodles?
me: oh!
jay: I was like poking the guy
me: Hhaha!
me: WHEN I WAS ALL ASKING THAT LADY QUESTIONS
me: I WAS ALL GETTING INTO IT
me: LIKE YOU LOVE HIM DONT YOU?!!
me: WERE YOU THERE?
jay: OH YEA
jay: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
me: THAT WAS GREAT
me: AND AND THE M&Ms IN THE COKE
me: WE SHOULD GO BACK TO CSI CAMP
jay: I ONLY FOUND....
me: ........
me: ONE LEOPARD THONG?
me: and.
me: kid.
me: gah.
me: >:o
jay: I hate that "kid"
me: me too
me: ill see him in in 2 years at lackey
me: ill jump him
jay: he was the most annoying little....
me: jghjghfd
me: lol
jay: kumquat
me: HAHHA
me: what was that
me: kumquat.
jay: a red haired tiny kumquat
me: yessum
me: YOU KNOW WHAT
jay: that sounds like an african delicacy
me: HE SHOULDA BEEN MR GREEN
me: SAYING
me: I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
That last part about the homo... was well me and jay went to camp... met this kid called kid... turned out to be a dillhole... *growls*... then we watched the CLUE movie and mr green yells out I AM A HOMOSEXUAL! i't was the best thing ive ever heard.
scott: if you get sick
scott: im nursing you back to health
scott: for the rest of your life
scott: in a nurses outfit
Man. do i love you all or what.
Posted at 06:47 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Bebe if you ever read this- it is still up there and hurting.
Today was pretty awesome. In math I surprised bebe... "i got one"
"what?"
"i got one"
"got one what"
"*pats my hip*"
"*screams*"
People always look at us like we are insane, and tomorrow we are both missing school, I wonder how many people will think we are skipping together. Do do do, in math i wrote hub i long note, but said absolutely nothing at all. That seems all I've been writing lately, a lot, but saying nothing at all. Kinda like existence... we are all doing something, but yet not doing anything at all. Okay, enough with the profoundness and back to my cheez itz. In health we talked about alcohol and this guy showed us a pic of this car that got crashed and it was all bad and blood was everywhere and fghfgd. Not a pretty pic. The bus ride was so much fun... the weird senior guy... i need to find out his name hes so weirdlike, um so we will call him Kosher bc thats the first word i saw on my snapple bottle, okay so kosher was asking me where my boyfriend was, bc he always sees diana with nick but never me with a guy, so i had to explain to kosher what scott looked like and somehow the convo drifted into emo and kosher was like "Wtf is emo?", so we explained that as best as we could. Me and di were both wearing black and white striped shirts (and according to the cool kids on the bus mine looked better haha) and then that turned into a well-you-think-youre-better-than-me-but-i-got-this *shows whatever this would be* type thing. I won! My socks were cooler, laces cooler, faded rainbow on me chucks cooler, checkerboard earrings cooler, and my lime green watch beat diana completely, shannon, kosher, and koshers g/f all agreed. I am so cool. hahahha. Speaking of cool, we got our journals back in mr cappers class and i was reading thru all his comments on my writing and he said i was one cool kid hahaha. And in spanish matt was wearing hot pink gloves... but I won't ask. Dianas boyfriend got a mohawk, its pretty cool. AH like 200000 birds just flew and are still flying to the trees right outside my window. Its creepy. Quoth the raven, nevermore! Wow, still got some poe in me. Um, that was my day, and Ill probably write like 384789274 things tomorrow since I won't be at school.
The birds are blocking the sun now,
-Jessi
Posted at 03:09 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Sunday, November 30
GUESS WHAT.....
I GOT SUNBURNED
DeliciousToaster: just lay intwined here undiscovered
DeliciousToaster: *sings*
PaleGreenStars53: hannnnnds down
PaleGreenStars53: *joins you in singing*
DeliciousToaster: hehe
DeliciousToaster: go us
PaleGreenStars53: *sings poorly*
DeliciousToaster: *ditto*
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: the old couple rules!
DeliciousToaster: YESSS
DeliciousToaster: This is our song!
PaleGreenStars53: IT IS!
PaleGreenStars53: THE OLD HOBO AND OLD HOBETTE
DeliciousToaster: whoot
DeliciousToaster: damn youngins
PaleGreenStars53: *gets down with the disco*
PaleGreenStars53: hahahaha
PaleGreenStars53: darn tootin'
DeliciousToaster: lol
PaleGreenStars53: stillgot your bracelety?
NaK99733: NO!
NaK99733: i lost it
PaleGreenStars53: !!!!!!
PaleGreenStars53: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad nick
NaK99733: i was sleeping one night and when i woke up it was gone
PaleGreenStars53: maaan
PaleGreenStars53: check your sheets
NaK99733: i am
NaK99733: i forgot to cause i was so busy
NaK99733: i just remembered
PaleGreenStars53: TO BUSY FOR FRIEND BRACELET
PaleGreenStars53: MSKDHASJKDH
NaK99733: al;kshglashglkhsa;dlkghaklsdjg;klashgd;lsakjg
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: -sigh-
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
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PaleGreenStars53: 45 minutes to do that crap!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
PaleGreenStars53: HAHAHHA OH GOD
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
NaK99733: IM SORRY!
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NaK99733: IM SORRY!
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PaleGreenStars53: :'(
NaK99733: :'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!:'(IM SORRY!v
Posted at 08:59 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
this will definately be long
This weekend! My dad came at like 1:30 friday, when he said he'd be ther at 10, geez. Thats love. So we got to Ann's, and I watched Ally o'course. Bleh.... Um, we were listening to some music, i.e. TBS and Greenday and she waslike how can you listen to this crap, so we did Karaoke. Oh, yes. Ya wanna know what I sung to? AARON'S PARTY! People all around you got ta come get it! Everybody together sing it loud! Hahaha, it was great. Um... we watched finding nemo too. Yay.
Then it was saturday and I went to Bob and Michelle's for thanksgiving part two. The only person there my age was of course Andrea and shes 13, and sooooo religious, so when she started talking about this guy she likes i was like...Whoa... Pretty soon I ended up telling her everything about my past relationships and whatnot, and then I started talking about Scott (haha sorry scott) and she was like "OH MY GOSH YOU KISSED HIM BEFORE YOU GUYS STARTED DATING THATS LIKE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE". Hahaha!!! I died of laughter. Yeah, cuz you know thats exactly what I'm doing. Then she saying how she got this email from a guy and it was "so sweet" and she had it memorized and this one part goes "Andrea, i know God has a special plan for you, you are a lovely young lady. I want you to know that I pray for you everyday". I was like "awww thats so sweet" but I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard! Oh man. If a guy ever said that to me he'd get a restraining order. We played fooseball and I won every game, besides one, but the score was 10-9 so go me! I was all amazed. I kept scoring shots from the goalie, I'm much better at defense I suppose. My aunt brought a lady friend and I was like... i wonder if.... ew.... THERE WAS A TYSON (from AAR) LOOK A LIKE THERE (and thank god he wasnt related to me, he was a friend of someone) AND I ALMOST DIED... I WAS LIKE... "H-H-H-HI" But man, and Andrea was like "He has the most ugly hair" and i got all defensive over the long hair. She likes the buzz cuts. *shivers*, i need -some- length bc what fun is running your fingers through no-hair hair? Not one thing.
Then today Diana came over! Yay! It was so fun, we played SSXtricky (dont have ssx3 yet.. played that this morning at dad's though. i love it, but i suck so bad) and i was kickin some serious arse-age. OH MAN IT WAS SO FUNNY. Hahaha we were downstairs eating soup and I said that sometime me, di, jill, and scott (so jillay can meet him, finally) and i told my mom that and she was like "You want JILL to meet SCOTT?" and I was like... yeah.... why would it matter.... and shes like "I DONT WANT JILL FALLING FOR HIM! HE IS SO CUTE! I DON'T WANT SCOTT EXPOSED! HE NEEDS TO BE KEPT ALONE" and i was like "Well, mom, he cant be hidden from the world, he IS at a PARTY right now" and she goes "WITH OUT YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU WITH HIM?!" "um, bc DIANA is here. and I can't stand her up." "WELL YEAH BUT HE'S SCOTT!!" You would think my mom is the one dating him. You wanna know the funny thing? She doesn't even know we're going out, haha. I suppose I should tell her before she blows a gasket or something. But Diana was talking about her beau (wow beau! nice word choice!) Nick and my mom goes "So nick and scott are friends, you and jessica are friends, you and nick are dating, but jessica and scott arent? Whats wrong with this picture?" and I dunno why I didn't tell her that we were going out, i am just retarded. So my mom and diana make a pact to hook me and scott up by the end of this week, even though we already are. Hahaha, this is so weird and great. So like friday i'll be like HEY MOM IM GOING OUT WITH SCOTT *mumble* for the past week *mumble*. Yes I will do that. Then my mom will be happy for diana too. Hahaha. This is long so i'm cutting it off here!
about to put in my new checkerboardish earrings,
-Jessi
Posted at 05:59 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
Friday, November 28
I see ash a picture of this cool eye, and heres how it goes from here
xlilAngel869x: are u gunna go around staring at humans eyeballs until u find this specific one
xlilAngel869x: its like: hello sir i need to examen ur eye right quick if that alright with you
PaleGreenStars53: ahahahahahahhaa
xlilAngel869x: o no problem my lady
xlilAngel869x: and y r u lookin at my eye may i ask
xlilAngel869x: o im jus lookin for this eye that i found VIA the interent
xlilAngel869x: nothing big jus an eye that belongs to this handsom stud muffin that i dont even noe
PaleGreenStars53: hahahahahahhahahaha
xlilAngel869x: come to think of it i dunt even noe his name
PaleGreenStars53: hahaha
xlilAngel869x: guy: o well my name is xcoy
PaleGreenStars53: hahahhahahha
xlilAngel869x: lol
xlilAngel869x: i dunt noe how i go the name xcoy it seems to fit
PaleGreenStars53: i cant stop laughing
xlilAngel869x: and then he explains to you that if you werent lookin at the keyboard that the x is near the c and the y is near the t
xlilAngel869x: lol
PaleGreenStars53: hahahaha
xlilAngel869x: and u jsu kin dof look at him and walk away with out examning his eyeball
xlilAngel869x: bcuz u think hes a it off his rocker
PaleGreenStars53: and he asks why you cant spell again
xlilAngel869x: shut up im not done with my sad story yet
PaleGreenStars53: but you see!
PaleGreenStars53: he was the man with the eye!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
xlilAngel869x: only to find out 20 years later that he was the man with the eyeball so green and round
PaleGreenStars53: *cries harder*
xlilAngel869x: hey! that was my story to end
xlilAngel869x: well i'll jus add on to it
xlilAngel869x: you: cries until your soo shriveled outside you look like a sack of sweaty nuts
xlilAngel869x: and so you kill yourself with one last thought:
xlilAngel869x: "i love my hubby"
xlilAngel869x: hahaha!!!!!!!!
PaleGreenStars53: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
PaleGreenStars53: *cries*
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: *tear*
xlilAngel869x: ol
xlilAngel869x: that was agreat story
Posted at 12:47 pm by BlackandWhite
[For me?]
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