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Sunday, December 7
xlilAngel869x: yo yo yo
PaleGreenStars53: 'chum
xlilAngel869x: chum
xlilAngel869x: bucket
PaleGreenStars53: lol
xlilAngel869x: whats shakin
PaleGreenStars53: i meant yo'chum for jochum.... i was gunna say yo 'cum but that sounded way to wrong..
PaleGreenStars53: bacon?
xlilAngel869x: lmaop
xlilAngel869x: bakin
PaleGreenStars53: NO bacon
PaleGreenStars53: i win
xlilAngel869x: bakin bits
xlilAngel869x: i win
PaleGreenStars53: bacon bits dummy
xlilAngel869x: BaKiN not bacon
PaleGreenStars53: WELL then
PaleGreenStars53: ....
PaleGreenStars53: bacon!
PaleGreenStars53: B TO THE A TO THE CON!
xlilAngel869x: B to the A to the KIN!
PaleGreenStars53: BIA BIA WUH OOOOH
xlilAngel869x: o my good
xlilAngel869x: ness
.....
xlilAngel869x: so its a 2 persn circle
xlilAngel869x: so it can b a line
xlilAngel869x: .______.
xlilAngel869x: you. ______ .me
PaleGreenStars53: hahahha
PaleGreenStars53: yay!
PaleGreenStars53: OMG
xlilAngel869x: yes!
xlilAngel869x: OmG
PaleGreenStars53: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
xlilAngel869x: what
PaleGreenStars53: WE CAN
PaleGreenStars53: LINE DANCE
xlilAngel869x: yes!!!!!!!1
xlilAngel869x: line dancing
PaleGreenStars53: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES
xlilAngel869x: my favirtie
xlilAngel869x: i miss that stuff
PaleGreenStars53: i do too!
PaleGreenStars53: it was so fun
PaleGreenStars53: cept those girls had to ruin it by getting all into it
PaleGreenStars53: like it was orgy music
Hahaha me and ashley are so dumb... but i love it so.
I'm kinda lookin' forward to the 16th. Only because I can learn about what I have, if I have anything. I'm just not looking forward to the actual tests i am getting gone. They are retarded. Oh lets watch which way my eyes look when you make your finger go up honestly good lord man. Now I'm listening to this rap song called JESSICA. Its so funny... SO JESSI-CA HEY JESSI-CA! I downloaded Kazaa again, I decided I couldn't live without it, even though i havent used it since august. ah well. Now listening ti San Fransisco by alkaline trio. I remember listening to this as I was heading off to Cali and I almost started to cry.... geez. Man I did not want to leave maryland little did i know that i'd fall in love with san diego and never want to leave... san diego is definately 237198473 times better than this place. There is actually things to do, always clear skies (so you can count the stars at night), perfect temperature, the people are incredibly nice (and not fake!, to my surprise), AND YOU CANT GET SHOT IN THE BATHROOM STALLS. I love san diego. I want to go back. Id give anything to be there. I felt free. Like nothing mattered. That was home for me. My home for 4 days. Why did my Dad make plans to spend 6 days in las vegas? Man, we coulda spent 10 days in san diego. that would have been kickin'. Then you probably wouldn't have gotten me out of there. I would have held on to that mexican guy with the gold tooth who worked at the holiday inn cafe's shoe just so I wouldn't have to go. I'd work in that greasy kitchen for the rest of my life. Take me back! I promised Jamie that once she we can drive we are going there asap for the summer. Then me and bebe are going to las vegas to see... THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER. Oh, yes.
Gabs just told me she found a crossdresser swatch. HOW EFFING COOL IS THAT? Man, she deserves a swatch like that. I saw a nun bday card today and I thought of her. Keep nunnin' it up baggage. One day, I will see rick again. With his hair of mullet.
Love until later,
Jessi Posted at 05:20 pm by BlackandWhite
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ENG:Electronystagmography
Electronystagmography (ENG) is done to:
- Help determine a possible point of origin for dizziness or vertigo.
- Locate and determine the extent of damage to structures or nerves in the inner ear or brain.
- Monitor the progress of damage to structures or nerves of the inner ear or brain.
EEG:Electroencephalography
Electroencephalography (EEG) may be done to:
- Help establish a diagnosis of epilepsy and determine what type of seizures a person with epilepsy is having. EEG is the most useful and important test in confirming a diagnosis of epilepsy.
- Identify the location of a suspected brain tumor and the potential damage caused by it, inflammation, infection (such as encephalitis), or disease in the brain.
MRI: Magnetic Resonance Imaging
Head and brain (including the ears). MRI can help detect brain tumors, an aneurysm, bleeding in the brain, nerve injury caused by multiple sclerosis (MS), and other types of brain damage (such as damage caused by a stroke). MRI can also reveal problems of the eyes, the optic nerves, the ears, and the auditory nerves.
Posted at 12:24 pm by BlackandWhite
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Which are prone to never have any flaws?
Around 4:30 yesterday Diana was going to come over, and Scott came home early so he was going to come too. I had to clean both my rooms, shower, get ready, make and eat dinner before 5:45. I did it with 20 minutes to spare. I am a God. Hah, just kidding. We watched Billy Madison and Bruce Almighty, and an episode of the simpsons. Scott beat me up b/c I stole a skittle. They caught me off guard with the camera TWICE. I like taking pictures of myself when I'm the one using the camera but I hate people taking pictures of me. So, naturally, as I was coming in the room putting gum in my mouth they took a picture. Thanks. Then was I was showing diana my cool socks they got another picture. Retards. Afterwards we played in the snow. Poor Diana had no shoes on... hahaha. I got snow shoved down the front of my shirt thanks to the huge whole (Jill you were right I should have pinned it up...) by the neckline. THAT was some cold snow. It was all powdery so I couldn't make a decent snow ball. Oh well its all good. Scott left around 10 (snowfall around 10... great song) Diana spent the night and we watched simpsons til midnight then crashed. WE WOKE UP AT 7 EFFING 30. We ate crunch berries and I got dressed and dropped her at her house, and then I went to go get my MRI.
I didn't change into a gown dealy which was cool, until i realized i had metal on my shirt. I thought I was gunna die. They played bad christmas music, and the last song i listened to was the song "i know you i walked with you once upon a dream... i know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a dream and i know its true that visions are seldom all they seem" song from sleeping beauty *big smile* i love that song. I counted the amount of clicks in bewteen the big loud noises- 30 clicks. It was just retarded, and I don't get my results to later this week.
Watching the Aristocats and drinking snapple,
-Jessi
Posted at 11:21 am by BlackandWhite
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Saturday, December 6
going thru my old emails found this one from baggage
*picture of jello here* ahhh look what i found i saw this and immediately thought of you ms. jello and cool whip queen
lil gabe
hehe i started laughing so hard when I read that... Miss you gabby!
Ugh. Read something I got on my birthday... sigh, those things always make me feel bad, which theyre probably supposed to. Hah, I remember that email started me and jamie arguing over whether i had brown or black hair. Its brown.
Haha... read one from KAra that she sent in august when I was in Cali. She needs a boyfriend. Now. She deserves one so much and I love her so therefore she needs one. I can't believe she was sick yesterday -on her birthday-. Poor K! I love you! Get better. Do do do I didn't play in the snow yet, just watch it snow, and watch will & grace. Hee. I love it so much.
Gots ta go!
Jessi
Posted at 09:51 am by BlackandWhite
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Eep. Woke up at 6:57 amd I'm cool with that. Looked out the window, and saw 3 inches of snow. Yay! AND ITS STILL SNOWING! I hope it continues til tomorrow night, bc i love the snow, and I know if I can sit outside and watch the snow fall after my MRI then I won't be all mad (i'm always mad after a visit to the doctors- i hate going there) so please let the snow keep falling.
OMG it is only 8:37. It feel like 11. I'm gunna call Diana soonish so I can go over to her place and drink hot chocolate, as always. For the last year or two me and her always spend the days in the snow (wow that sounded so retarded) together. Last year we went sledding down my hill in my backyard and we made a ramp out of this peice of wood and we'd go over it and then we'd just fall over (and in my case run into a tree).
I'm still wearing my sunglasses. Hahaha. Well, i'm gunna go listen to some music and play in the snow (yay)
Jessi
Posted at 08:50 am by BlackandWhite
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Friday, December 5
watch the night sky fading red!
Wow yeah indeed. Don't ask. I'm wearing sunglasses right now bc i cant find my glasses and these are prescriptioned. From 5th grade. So they are pink and to small for my head. I sang the song to Mark and Ashley, mark knew the song, but they both thought I was insane. Whats new about that?
Will: Fish gotta swim birds gotta fly i gotta love one man til i die can't help lovin that man of mine
Jack: *walks in* hey listen, sister! I love my mister now!
Both: Tell me he's lazy tell me he's slow, tell me i'm crazy, maybe i know, but i cant help lovin that man of mine!
Will: Take it jackie!
Jack: *some frnch ballet terms* and souffle! I'm gay!
Man. I love this show so much. Hey, Jack just used scott's saying, oh well. hm. i miss him. in new york its probably snowing. i want snow. i bet you it isnt snowing right now. I have no clue. Haha I just sent ashley to go look for me. What a good husband she is. Wow, we both don't know. Ah well. Tomrrow I am doing NOTHING. I wanna do... something. Anything. Oh well. Sleep counts.
Earlier me and ashley were talking about the funniest stuff. "i was.. then.. went back to... then.. i made the... my mom came in" . No, its not what you were thinking. But it was so funny man. Retarded cotton pony.
Bad crampage,
-Jessi Posted at 10:07 pm by BlackandWhite
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Wave. Crimson wave.
Bopshoobopshoobop. Kay, mom called me in her room. 2:30. Sunday. MRI. Along as I ride the crimson wave. This is so uncool. I dont wanna goooo, but of course I have to. So now i'm watching will & grace and drinking cherry coke. It's pretty good like. I never watch will & grace except every now and then.. this show rocks. Hah, Ben B last year told me that he watched the show which is how I started watching it. we both must be queer. like jack. jack rocks. JUST JACK! Oh hey ben... what IS a spitchcock? We never did find out ya know.
Watching gay guys on TV,
-Jessi
Posted at 07:34 pm by BlackandWhite
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I MUST TAKE A MOMENT TO WISH MY V V V BESTEST FRIEND KARA RAWLINGS A V V V HAPPY BDAY AND REMIND HER SINCE SHE IS NOW 15, SHE IS HALFWAY TO DEATH! LOVE YOU! MMMHMM!
OH AND REMEMBER "YOU SO SESSY!"
Posted at 03:27 pm by BlackandWhite
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Today = retardedness.
But yet it was 19847583 times better than yesterday. I dunno, I was just in a good mood.
Woke up at 4:47 and looked out the window. No snow. Went back to bed woke up at 6, still no snow. Thus. School. Got dressed and looked like crap but didn't care and went to school. Got interims. # friggin b's. Not good. In order for my mom to be happy I need all a's and one b (in math of course). Mrs Trice gave me an 81 when the tests we've taken this quarter i've gotten a 97, 100, and 95 and turned in all my work. Wtf. Mr M gave me an 83 but he never gives us work so I don't care. Thrn was matho. Did nothing. Spanish watched jingle all the way. IT'S.. TURBO TIME! Doop doop then was fashion tech. WE WATCHED PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN. Me and Bebe were on the verge of passing out. "Here he comes.. wait... now... wait... THERE HE IS!!!" Mmm, depp. Then was... that class? Oh! Science. We watched a movie on volcanoes and i fell asleep and i woke up and saw this old guy on the TV and you wanna know what I said? "Is that... the pope?" Go me. Then we watched the weather channel. Yay. Lunch sat and ate. AND IT WASN'T HELL TODAY. On the way to 6th period me and sammy sang love songs to eachother which included shut up, l is for the way you look at me song thing, and something else.. how does it go.. oh well. Went to english and we watched major payne. That movie is so funny. I was sitting with diana, chuck, and kevin and chuck said that he liked my shirt and that it was sexy (bc it has stripes on it ---> he loves stripes) then the sub gave us candy and she gave chuck a donut! I got a peice of it, but in return i have to give him my body for chirstmas.. hahaha. Then kevin took my scarf and wrapped it around his head so he couldnt breathe.... Then was l/s/n had a pop quiz... got a 100% on it. I have a 100.5 in that class right now. Teehe. Uh... then? Health. Cory and Derrick decided to come sit with me so they did. Oh, joyous. Off Stoddard used me as an example, and said "Okay, so you are dating him *points to cory*. he gets a million dollar bond so you put up your house just bc you love him so much. Day before court, he says adios and heads off to brazil and now youre living in a paper box." It was so great but I had to shoot an evil look at Cory. WHAT DOES BRAZIL HAVE THAT I DONT? He said, "Everything". Hah i will shoot him officially. BUT THEN Derrick goes "SINCE YOU ARE IN BRAZIL CAN I HAVE JOCHUM?" I am so sick of him. After class we were joking about how he left me for brazil and derrick goes "How could you leave jochum shes hot". Ew. Ew. and double merde. I was about to leave and Derrick comes up and goes "Sooo jochum how is the boyfriend"
"Oh, Scott? *in the most cheerful way* HE IS JUST FANTASTIC!!"
"Oh... are you going to meet him now?"
"*sighs* I would, but as you see, he is in new york right now."
"Oh... so you and him are doing good...?"
"Yup!"
"*walks away disappointed*"
Man. I was <-> that close to saying "Mate, you need a girl." (from PIRATES, ive said it atleast 20 times today to random guys all of which look at me like im insane). But Derrick really needs to sop with this, its tiring and retarded and JUST BECAUSE CORY LEFT ME FOR BRAZIL AND SCOTT IS IN NEW YORK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SAY THAT AND STOPPPPP CALLING ME JOCHUM! Kay, not like he will ever read that. But I should tell him that, bc one day i'm gunna end up kicking him in the balls. Anywho, so I guess today wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
RIDING THE FRIGGIN CRIMSON WAVE,
-Jessi
Posted at 03:25 pm by BlackandWhite
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Thursday, December 4
her heart like a crystal...
I took a break, and since me and jay were talking about csi camp, i made a song and i will give it to him for christmas. None of it will make sense to you.. just to jay and kara and lizzy... here it is:
teachers with manly voices and leopard thongs
hey lets go smoke a bong
maybe then we could inspect the bong
with noodles and tweezers and sing this song
bloody tuesday bloody tuesday
HALT! keep away from mr green the gay!
who killed him?
was it you?
it was her
for she loves my white homemade shoe
dont look now
but the janitors coming
coming to get my lab coat
bc i am the real slim shady
come now dance with the flower children
as we play weezer music on the keyboard
and hop around while kid plays kickball
with his brother with a mullet
i shoulda taken a pellet
killed the kid
then we'd have something to inspect
like inspector gadget and penny
with his helicopter hat
but all we had was tweezers and noodles
and i am allergic to the hair of a cat
oh lets get some coke
make it explode
with the m & m's
and famous amos
just like jesse jame-us
there are memories of many
please, dont fall in the hole of matrimony.
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
I know its retarded but its not supposed to be anything but. Merry Xmas jay! He said he saw the teacher at the groc store and shes having another camp just for high schoolers uh oh. . . so i'll have to round up kara and lizzy so we can all go again. Maybe Mr. Warfield can die again. Yay, death! Lol, just kidding. I feel better than I did earlier bc I talked to a few people so its all good now, you know?
Posted at 07:15 pm by BlackandWhite
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