SYPHILIS! jills friend has this lunch box. *dies*

Oh. My. God.
I want it. I need it. Now. Now now now. Marilyn. Andy Warhol. Lunchbox. $12.35.
*dies*


OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! FFFFLICK!!!! I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO GET THIS FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS!
A Christmas Story. Favorite. Ever. On lunchbox. Flick. Flick... and ralphie.. but.. flick.. *dies* 


Sex. Pistols. Luncho. Boxo. Enough said. FGDGDF.

                           

                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh man. Cccchinese...

  Bebe brought breakfast again! Ooh I love her. Donuts this time! I ate them and smeared the white junk over Ashley's face... hee. Spanish we did something... I know we did. Something. After spanish.... "Scott your little sister is hot". Thanks *rolls eyes*. Oh well. Fashion tech sewed my pantalones... theyre so awesome. All I have to do is sew the two pant legs together and make a waist band and I'll be done! Done by definately tuesday. Man, I love them. I messed up a lot today but it kinda makes the pants look cooler, bc you'll know I made it. Mrs Kick said, "Do you all like christmas music?" and I go "YEAH!!!" really loud... so she puts on christina aguilera xmas music. Haha, but it was okay bc it was good music to sew to... all.. sewing like? Science was pretty cool today - for once. Well first mr m was saying how all dust is is 90% skin cells. Eww... "Right now I am breathing in Natalies skin cells... mitch's skin cells... her skin cells... his skin cells..." Eww. Watched this paper burn - smelled like s'mores! We were talking about how if you like an ice cube while its dry or something you're tongue will stick then Patty boy goes, "Like if you lick a flagpole?" and I look at him and he goes "A Christmas Story!" and I yell, "FLICK!!" then we started talking about that movie. I love that movie.. Lunch table was packed. Me, Scott, Juliane, Kyle, Matt, Diana, Cory, Nick, Jamie, one of scott's friends, and mike. Geez. We usually just have 4-6 people... Aw man Diana got some people good this morning! I was all serious and said hi to ben and kevin and the people that talk with her in the morning and  I looked all sad (on purpose for this reason) and kept walking. dDiana told me they all asked what was wrong with me and she said that she said to them "jessi... she got her MRI results... they acme back negative" Negative is good you retards. But they thought it was bad. So they were all freaking out but Kevin was laughing, bc he knew that negative was good. Man you all are so easy to get... Found out I look like this girl heather? She's 19 or something and is nick's boss's wife. Haha. Oh well. Talked to senior boy on the bus. HIS NAME IS JASON! THE HEAVENS HAS SPOKEN! Thank God we learned his name. He tried to guess mine. "Mickey?" That was his first guess. Yeap I'm Mickey. He said I looked like a Janet or Jackie. I wish that was my name. Me and Di came to the conclusion that the guy who shall not be named is bi, we believe he is. I think so... I mean.. well.. yeah.  Got off the bus and was in a good mood... Just happy for no reason. Got home, took a nice shower, ate a bagel, blared christmas music, and I'm here. Kinda off topic i guess but the doggies got their hair cut! They look so cuteses. No they don't. Sammy does but buttons looks scary. Kinda evil like. Tonight most likely going to Scott's house. Hope I can. I finally told my mom that we were going out and she was all happy of course but then comes in my room later and was like "Youre 14 now... etc etc etc if you betray my trust you'll never see daylight again" and she kisses my forehead and walks out. Okay.

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  School school school. Today Jessie bebe brought us breakfast! Gogurt and Juicy Juice!!! "Um.. Spilled my juice..." Bebe got it  all over her pants to bad it dried by the end of class.. Day went on... Fashion tech sewed like mad, and I havent even gaaah so much work in making pants! I shoulda made the shorts. Bebe's shorts rock my socks. Lunch was very interesting... jello.... orange jello... it is now on my backpack. Thank you. English Diana was upset- thus I was upset. Mahr. I still stand by what I said a month or so ago, "IF HE BREAKS YOUR HEART ILL BREAK HIS LEGS." Said and done. Sigh... I wrote about in that ECR deal about the first time i did laundry. And how the whole basement over flowed.... Thats why I hardly ever do laundry. LSN talked to Jamie (boy who sits behind me from smallwood i think.. not jamie b or d) and we just talked about all the things we can cook. He is gunna make me some white choc chip macadamia nut cookies. *Angelic voices*. Man... I can't wait to have some of those.  "Aww brownies! DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MAKIN THOSE!!" That class is great... OH KEVIN I FOUND OUT BEFORE YOU YA RETARD. SO I WIN, not you. Thank you. Health we did these ?s and you had to raise your hand if you agreed.
Mrs Middleton: Do you believe marriage should last forever? *half the class raises hands* Do you know anyone who has had sex under the age of 13 *more than half raises hands* Do you think men think about sex all the time *all the class raises hands* Do you think women think about men as much as men think about women? *all the guys and me raise hands* 

Aww come on you know you girls think just the same... I only have the balls to admit it. Oh well, doesn't bother me. Then went to the buses, Derrick bought me a soda, which got over both me and scott's faces (my hair is sticky like some crap). On the bus talked to the senior guy, he is so funny today was the topic of gay people. He hates gay people. I love gay people. "Except the hard core gay people who always talk about anal sex" -Diana. Nice. I will live witrh a gay man before I get married. And he will help me pick out clothes. Go shopping. Decorate the house. Watch me, I will. Thats one of the reasons why I'll be the last to get married (unlike miss ashley who will be the 1st. . ."so first to get married first to die" therefore, i win).

Definately one of my shorter entries.

-Jessi